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State of the Mine Field address

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
RIGHt...

It has come to my attention that the general consensus WOULD APPEAR TO BE that TK sucks more than it has ever sucked before and the Mine Field isn't doing too great either.

BUT...

AS MY ESTEEMED HOMOSEXUAL EGGS MAYONNAISE SAID "THESE THINGS GO IN CYCLES, MATE!"*

Think about it.

It is often said that it is often said that TK is DYING. This is true. But TK isn't dead, so that means all the times people have said it is dying it HASN'T REALLY BEEN DYING, THEY JUST GOT ALL CARRIED AWAY AND SHIT.

I think that's what's happening 'ere.

Some prominent posters, GAGH, not mentioning anyname MENTY not mentioning anynames have stated their dislike for the current state of TK and buggered off.

That's fine.

BUT because some of these people are so popular others are thinking "HMM MAYBE THE'RE RIGHT" and leaving too: jumping on the bandwagon like rats jumping off a sinking ship and onto a bandwagon not mentioning any names (BIG DICK MCGEE THE FUCKING HYPOCRITE PERVERT WHO SUDDENLY HATES STRIPPERS.)

These things go in cycles I have to remember to bring that up again but not right now I don't think.

THESE THINGS GO IN CYCLES (ooops it was now). AND consider that maybe these people left TK because THEY THEMSELVES are changing, not because TK has changed.

Is it REALLY so different now? Bump ANY thread fromt he last few years in the MF (okay not ANY thread but some of the bastards) and you'll see a bunch of unfunny duals being unfunny or trying to destroy the board or troll teh trolls and some regular saying how much they suck and that Tk has hit its NADIR.

The board HAS BEEN BETTER IN THE PAST, I'll conede that, but I think it's more about who posts here. I miss Castek and Decker to this day.

BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF GOOD POSTERS STILL HERE.

I think that ultimately the board is what WE make of it. Yes, that is, ultimately what I think, ultimately

Thid eson't mean I will never again say "TK SUCKS I'M LEAVNG I HATE IT NOW" beucase I will. But then I'll be back to my old self again soon, probaby. Maybe not. But the board will go and and so will my heart.

AND YES IT'S ANNOYING THAT HAMBIL KEEPS HAVING TO TURN FEATURES ON AND OFF AND STUFF. I know he's just trying to improve the board but I can see how it can be annoying and stuff. And stuff. WIGGITY WOO.

Just chill out everyone because TrekBBS, LONAF, REFCL, WordForge and SEXBOARD all suck too, probably.

To summaris: NLASGKAJG SKERIA KNIGHTL ANNA PAQUIN ANTALIE PORTMAN THE ROCK RAPE RAPE RAPE NAZGUIL GLOLLUM BALROG OF MORGOTH CHRISTOPHER TOLKIEN IS A GIMP CASTE K THEAKTS G s d aDG AGLDA GDA GDLAGagag aFEET FETISH SALGKasg as BRING BACK THE DLA LSKGJKASKG RAPE RAPE JILLIAN RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE JETHRO IN A SPACESUIT.

CYCLES!

*not an actual quote
 
I think the strippers are just fine; and they can post about whatever they want as long as they keep posting pics. And N00dz. We need some guy strippers here.
 
I'd leave TK in a heartbeat if a comparible site that was run correctly came along. I have absolutely NO allegiance towards TK what-so-ever! Most of the Admins are A-HOLES & i just don't like their small penises waving around in my face.

If Mentalist ever started a site i'd jump ship cause he's good/reliable people who i respect IMO!;)
 
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