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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Some say the clitoris is like a REALLY small penis...
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If you lick and suck on it properly it's exactly like a small penis. Stands right up and twitches and everything.
 
I regret describing Gagh and Menty as having "buggered off" because it could sound like I'm DISSING them, but that wasn't the intention.
 
THUNDERHAMMER said:
Alas, dear Wacky, I have not yet forgotten Decker's glacial sarcasms on my dietary habits, nor the soul-rending stab the evening he mentioned that my exercise ought to consist of walking past McDonalds. Perhaps if he ever does see one of my posts again - ah, what an foolishly, dreamily optimistic thought - I may lure him back to us through the image of his favourite thing in the world, the common garden carrot (he shall be forced to see how reformed and truly mature I have become).

Laura - Hello.

Note: I have not eaten carrots since '99! :chaching:
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QOTY!

Should I change my avatar to read "I HAVE A JOB NOW"? Or perhaps an image of a...job?
 
THUNDERHAMMER said:
Hello Stuart & All:

Most of our departed posters - like, of course, myself - do still pay the occasional quiet visit to this old board. It should not surprise you. I have not forgotten my old friends and their strange lives so quickly. Over the years I have often wondered about you, Stuart, and hoped that you would one day stop sabotaging your life: and I still think about Decker and wish that he might one day condescend to leave a little note for me somewhere. Yet it is the unfortunate truth that Troll Kingdom has become too stupid and too depressing for me to linger very long. I cannot understand or appreciate its new personalities at all. First the board succumbed to the vigorous inanity of a middle-aged and not entirely literate bellhop. Now I log in to discover we are at the mercy of Torontonian 'strippers'! They are not a pleasant bunch. Tiff is moderately attractive but obnoxiously unintelligent and unmannered, whereas the others - the exemplar being Sly - are inhumanly hideous to boot. I realise it may be inappropriate to offer these comments about people I do not know, but, after all, a discussion as to the merits of strippers ought to be as acceptable as a discussion as to the merits of any other commodity. At any rate, it is a stupid situation. When witless little insults such as these fail to attract unanimous scorn:



...one realises that Troll Kingdom must be dead.


Richard
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He puts us, or me, to shame. Truly impressive. And Whacky, same to you.
 
BY THE WAY, DECKER NEVER REALLY LEFT, HE JUST BLOCKED YOU, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM THRICE A DAY FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS LOL.
 
AND SKINOFEVIL COMES IN ONCE A WEEK TO CLEAN MY HOUSE.

Actually he just strips and does odd things in the sunken tub in front of the security cameras, but it's money well spent either way.
 
Most likely! We used to sit at our stations and be posting away, and laughing, and everyone else in the room is shaking their heads and wondering what we're doing.

Now I just do it alone, but they still shake their heads. :(
 
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