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The Bieber Files

'Gear said:
I'll compile a list but it's going to take awhile.

That abomination is not Chuck Norris. The human Chuck Norris died in '98.
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OMG! Not Chuck Norris comments. What is it with these lately? They do that on my radio station when someone calls about traffic hold-ups. They start telling Chuck Norris comments. Some are really really bad.
 
Traffic hold ups are Gawd's punishment for electing the antichrist as president and scratching your butt when no one is looking.
 
Here's a great Sean Hannity quote -

"Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout."

-Sean Hannity
 
Sean O'Neal is a good writer.

http://www.avclub.com/article/justin-bieber-only-smokes-his-marijuana-out-of-pri-107540

Nevertheless, the official report obtained by NBC says there was so much marijuana smoking going on that the flight’s captain repeatedly issued warnings to knock it off to Bieber and his entourage—a group that included Bieber’s father, Jeremy Bieber, who subscribes to the cool-dad philosophy that it’s always better to know where your kid is partying, so you can take advantage of it. The captain also demanded that Bieber’s crew “stop their harassing behavior toward the flight attendant,” with the attendant saying they were “extremely abusive verbally.” Though, in Bieber’s defense, these were people with jobs and genuine human concerns, which are the last things you want to think about while you’re trying to get high in your aerobong.
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