The Question

[Mandi]

not mine, she farts all the time

 

[Mandi]

TQ never did read this......the jew:evil:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What did you shave and how long did it take?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pics please.

 

[Mandi]

I shaved everything, and it didn't take that long

 

[jack]

Even your nipples, and that tuft between your tits?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ew. Any guy that would date a girl that's completely shaven is one step away from being a pedophile!

 

[Mandi]

who said I was completely shaven hmmmmmm.

and jack, that's just wrong...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Please pics.

 

[Mandi]

erm, no

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ok. A woman needs some hair to let a feller know she's legal!

 

[Mandi]

Well, I leave some. If I don't I feel like i'm four again, and that's just not ok.

 

[jack]

A little baby oil usually fixes that.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Or getting rid of the adult diaper you wear. Embrace your incontinence.

 

[Mandi]

I don't wear a diaper, i'm not like you. I can control my bowel movements

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Shitting yourself isn't a sign of age, merely laziness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sometimes I fart so hard that I shit myself a little. That's not being lazy!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You mean you shart?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER CONFESSOR.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I farted in my coworker's face the other day.

Now THAT was classy.