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Aw, fer Dog's sakes, pick a different horribly obnoxious has-been actor, would you? Think you could manage to find one whose five minutes of fame wasn't built on a laugh track?

AFORE I SET THE LANGOLIERS ON YE! ARRR!!!
 
Well, you could do that. But you know there are other things that i'd rather have you do. Can you guess?:P
 
Jethro said:
Now there's a full time job.

Loktard, you need a job, don't you?

I already have a full time job. Praying for your slow, horrible death and hiring snipers and bounty hunters to kill you takes up most of my day.
 
It's like every Honeymooners. Eventually Alice calls Ralph a retard, then he goes "buh-buh-buh" and they kiss and the crowd applauds.
 
Wait, are you planning to piss on the grave before or after you put the flowers on it? Because either way, flowers don't smell as good with piss on them.
 
The Question said:
Wait, are you planning to piss on the grave before or after you put the flowers on it? Because either way, flowers don't smell as good with piss on them.

After. How else am I gonna water the flowers?
 
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