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The time has come

Bergerac

Bergerac

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to put phase III in action.
 
already? did Jack call you and give the order? Did you PM everyone?
 
Fuck, I've been slacking. Never mind, I'll catch up.
 
Bergerac said:
to put phase III in action.
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Is that where you move to molesting boys over 8 years old?
 
Jack is not back from Boston yet.
 
He will not be gone long. The music scene there will spit him out in short order.
 
This is true, plus you cant play drums with a phase II paddle in your hands.
 
Sarek said:
Is that where you move to molesting boys over 8 years old?
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and you think we're lame. come on get some new material we heard that already.
 
Oh, did Jack go anywhere? Well let's continue with phase 2 then till he gets back.

It's a nice phase anyway, very friendly and all.
 
I hear the circuit jack is playing in is mostly gay clubs and jack shacks (no pun intended).
 
LOL I bet you do. ;)
 
Heh, i never thought of that
 
Trixie said:
and you think we're lame. come on get some new material we heard that already.
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There's only so much a retarded clown can understand. I don't want to overload poor Bergercock.
 
Sarek said:
There's only so much a retarded clown can understand. I don't want to overload poor Bergercock.
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yeah you may be right. LOL
 
Sarek,

Walmart called, they think some juveniles are getting ready to steal some Napoleon Dynamite DVDs. They'd like you to gather the rest of the security squad and get over there, PRONTO. Listen, dude, I know between Walmart and Dairy Queen, you're not bringing in a lot of cash but don't you think you can at least cancel some of your gay mag subscriptions so you can afford to get a fucking phone. I'm not your secretary, sperm-burper.

Much Thanks,

Mystery D8

PS. Tell your wife the "penetrator" said hello, she'll understand.
 
Sarek said:
There's only so much a retarded clown can understand. I don't want to overload poor Bergercock.
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That really hurts my feelings you know.

I feel very sad right now. But my name is Bergerac, not Bergercock, so you must be picking on someone else.
 
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