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There are Times When You Have No Choice

Tom Sawyer said:
I like you Rabbit.

But I also respect KHC too much to fuck with his board. However, I wish you the best in attaining your revenge. ;)

Hi Tom, welcome to my thread.
It's not revenge I seek, I wish no harm to those who still hang on his board, and I still adore Keith with every breath I take.

A law suit to clear my slandered name would be cool. However I don't want to go there if I don't have to. I will win, I have no doubt. If they mask the thread where O. slandered me, that would be the end of my endeavors. However, the Ogre won't do this, because then he would be admitting that he trolled me and he would be subject to the board rules of Infaban for those who troll others to start a flame war.

What makes you think that it's still Keith's board?
As far as I can see he has deserted the web site, it has not been updated since before I was tag teamed by the mods in 03.
He has only posted once, since he tried to calm the board over my permaban.

That one time was directly after I pointed out to his Ogre that Keith must have printed out the color of the shirt I suggested he wear on Y & R, 4 to 6 weeks earlier. Darkgolden rod is not an easy color to find in a silk shirt his size. When he did post, the next day, Keith had absolutely nothing good to say about either of his mods. If you knew the man from his past posts, this should have sounded warning bells. He can't say anything against his mod, but the omittance of his usual praise was music to my ears.

Tom, it's not Keith's board anymore, it belongs to O. we all wish him well, well off the board and making a life for himself where he's not tormenting Keith's fans.

I've just got my XP back from the shop, someone delivered a couple of vicious virusi to me and the kindly tech guy only charged me for an hour of his time as well as installing Norton for me. What a sweety! Every morning I'm going to update it. so who ever is trying to silence me, forget it. (I'm not saying it's O. who sent the virusii, Canada Post is under siege in both French and English for undermining the Canadian economy. I have a web site to alert the public that Canada Post is run by a bunch of lying crooks.)

I've been using my old Pentium and it stopped me from checking my emails, but I wasn't surprised to read this when I finally logged in tonight.

Dated 12/31/1969 7:00 PM :roll:

We have received complaints at the Sympatico Network Abuse
Department [[email protected]] indicating that your Sympatico account
was used to send non desired, non requested email messages.

We must insist that these activities cease. No more emails should be
sent to any address under this specific domain name
:"keithhamiltoncobb.com" from your Sympatico Internet Account. etc.
No problem folks, I have plenty of email accounts.

Ya know what? I'm a little suspicious of that warning message from Sympatico. Not just the cock-a-may-me date either. It didn't go to my main address it went to the one I rarely use and have never used to send messages to the web site.
In fact for the past 5 days I've been using Hotmail.

So who read Keith's deleted post yet? Hot or what!
Can't wait for his book on erotica to come out.

Hey Friday, welcome,
Yeah, how old is Keith as far as you can figure?
According to his bio he was born in ' 62 that would make him 43.
The story of Dorian Gray comes to mind when one looks at how well he has
kept his good looks. Then again, it's probably in the genes. I liked one of his
more recent pictures where you could see the gray in his beard.
It turned me on! Then again, according to the Senior Olympics I qualify. ;)
 
He is definitely in his early 40's. Now that my memory is jogged, I vaguely remember him around school. I remember the names, mostly, tho, because he was always addressed by all three. Seemed peculiar to me.

The most definitive thing I can tell you is the dude improved with age. Back then, he was just another nerd. Today...ooh la la. :D
 
eloisel
You trolling me woman?

Friday
A nerd was he?
More fuel for my fire that all those weird emails I got Aug. 04 up until I changed my password at Hotmail where from him.

He took his auntie to the Emmy awards in New York to keep the Barbitchuates away from him.

It had to do with a joke about a bear who went into the bar and the bartender would not serve him. I can't remember all the joke, but the bear ate the woman at the end of the bar, and the barkeep would still not serve a bear on drugs, because it was a bar bitch he ate!

I love Keith, he's crazy about his games.
 
^ D, I don't know how to tell you this without just coming out and saying it.. You were Jillian before Jillian was Jillian.
 
Caitriona said:
^ D, I don't know how to tell you this without just coming out and saying it.. You were Jillian before Jillian was Jillian.

Hi Cait,
Always good to see you and your mellow demeanor.

You have me at a loss, who is Jillian? Is that another one of the Ogre's victims? Or a character in a book like The Perils of Pauline?

Cut to the chase with me please, I'm the victim not the protagonist.

Is there ever going to be any of the members of the KHCMB willing to sign that petition to have Osiris removed as the mod, or am I still dealing with a group of victims with not enough back bone to give Keith back his board?
 
No D, Jillian has nothing to do with Keith's board.

But D, you've said it yourself, you're a bit "out there" when it comes to Keith. It's difficult not to think your crazy. I love ya hon, but you come across as nuts sometimes.

Jillian was TK's resident nut case, it probably wasn't a nice comparison to make. You actually are a pretty nice person.. even if you are put there when it comes to Keith.
 
I'll tell you now what I told my son, I'm not crazy when it comes to Keith, he's crazy, and I'm dealing with a crazy man!

Look at that picture of him getting himself arrested for those silent phone calls he makes? That barbiturate joke, it was posted in my bar at Gordon's. He read it and used it in a spam email to explain why he took his aunt to the Emmys.

I started calling him a typing donkey and he sent me this picture I added the white text, that came with it. It was not spam, it wasn't selling anything but donkeys?

donkey.jpg


The man is crazy, a loony tune, and I adore every inch of his nonsense, thought it makes me appear to be as nuts as he is.

Hell last year he thought I was flirting with some other guy, he got all nasty because he did no know that I knew it was him. We make Shakespeare's plots simplistic in comparison.

I found his blog, and though it's no longer on line, not the last time I looked, it took me hours to read one page. I had to look up half the words, but I didn't miss his comment on my D. of the Dew animation being a quanta jitterbug and non iconoclastic, he did mention my name, that helped.

The fact that he knew that acerbic guganhiem susy who left me negative feed back because his cartographic handkerchief got lost in the mail and finally showed up at his museum, so he with drew the negative was posted in that blog before I read my Hotmail message telling that he had with drawn the negative feed back!

So don't call me crazy Cait, I'm a refection of a very unique and bizarre love affair.

I suspect O. drove me off the board because he was jealous of Keith's affection for me. You know I spoiled Keith with all those gifs, treats, standing behind all his decisions, my Y & R reviews, and heart felt poetry. I'm one of Keith's favorite gypsies.

So don't try to discredit me by calling this babe crazy. I use to think I was crazy, and I fought tooth and nail to get out of this relationship several times. So far he refuses to let me go, he does allow me vacations, because who can keep their right mind while being caught up in all his games?
 
eloisel said:
I rest my freaking case.

Okay Gay, let's have it out in public since you have forbidden me to contact you through emails.

We will set up a court, I will show evidence that you are a two faced, fair weather friend, who is only out to save her own skin.

Exhibit one: Unfortunately Gordon deleted the thread where you told me how much you loved me. You will remember that, it was right before you took off back to the KHCMB so that you could continue to suck up to Osiris, because he was making your life miserable being a friend of mine.

Exhibit two: The Osiris Just Makes Me Cry Thread Replies #9, 12, and 13.

I've said enough about how two faced you are Gay. After reading your analysis of the Lord of the Flies last night.....

You know why that thread was not deleted with the other old threads? Osiris decided he had not tried to steal my joy in a while so he posted a reply to a question directed at me. I had refused to answer it because I did not want that thread bumped. Beside the answer was rhetorical.

BTW Keith did answer those last few letters that where accompanied with either heavy books or gifts of china, so they where delivered in LA and not shipped to the New York office where O. could vandalize them. That's why I threatened to have his dial up disconnected, those silent calls (*69 led to an unlisted #) where starting to hurt my pride.

Here's another story that might shows how nuts Keith is. If you recall, in his last post he mentions going to Detroit. This could also be another one of the multitude of freaky coincidences, but one of my ebay customers wanted to fly me down to Detroit for dinner just about the time Keith would have been there. I did research, and he said the Dr. that I had been researching was the son, he was the father. His mother was a Dr. so I suspect an old family friend, and he had asked to use Captain12AM's ebay and email accounts.

I found it very strange that someone would be hitting on me through ebay when the web is full of chat rooms where you can get yourself a date in your own town.
I declined the invitation to wear my fishnet stocking for a multitude of reasons. If it was Keith, I would have been there in a heart beat, but if he insists on playing his games, he can eat alone.

I'm up for adventures, for sure, but a strange city in a different country, no safe harbor, pass.
 
Caitriona said:
D, D, D.... Honey, get some help.

That's what I'm asking for here, so I don't have to hire a lawyer.
I don't need a shrink.

Here's another ebay coincidences, I was selling hundreds of tie tacks to a customer in New York state, we would chat often, and it started to appear to me that she was pumping me about Pooky. Strange how a seemingly friendly relationship between her and I totally collapsed directly after I posted on Gordon's board that I was hip to Pooky's spy!

How about the time I was getting all that weird riddle spam that stopped immediately after I changed my password at Hotmail?
It was grating on my sensibilities. I'm not crazy but I was starting to question my sanity, is why I changed the password.

Why won't anyone believe me that a 40 something man, who is obviously not gay, is as twisted as a licorice stick? Come on folks, why is he still single? Because he's crazy and no woman would put up with his nonsense for any length of time.

We have gotten comfortable with each other, is the one of the reasons I still adore him, and one of the reasons he won't let me go. It's been a long training period that I don't expect people who don't have the New Age back grounds that we do, to understand.

Obviously I'm talking to people who are closed minded, no where near enlightened.

However, this board serves my purposes as a home camp to get that thread masked.
 
D... whoo boy. The things you are saying here are just plain insane. The fact that you won't admit that tells me that either a) you deserve a Troll of the Year award, or b) you need some thorazine and a padded cell.

Get psychiatric help. Or, accept your award. Whichever.
 
Geezy Peezy Wheezy, I thought I was the only one that attracted crazy stalker motherfuckers.

I tip my hat to you, my dear.
 
jack said:
Geezy Peezy Wheezy, I thought I was the only one that attracted crazy stalker motherfuckers.

I tip my hat to you, my dear.
Nah, she's not MY stalker, just a long time friend that has some serious issues and just happens to travel in many of the same circles I do. She is one of those truly sad cases. A person can care for her but there really isn't much one can do.
 
D.Rabbit said:
Okay Gay, let's have it out in public since you have forbidden me to contact you through emails.

We will set up a court, I will show evidence that you are a two faced, fair weather friend, who is only out to save her own skin.

Exhibit one: Unfortunately Gordon deleted the thread where you told me how much you loved me. You will remember that, it was right before you took off back to the KHCMB so that you could continue to suck up to Osiris, because he was making your life miserable being a friend of mine.

Exhibit two: The Osiris Just Makes Me Cry Thread Replies #9, 12, and 13.

I've said enough about how two faced you are Gay. After reading your analysis of the Lord of the Flies last night.....
As usual, Diane, you tell only your version of the story. You forget that in a court of law, the whole story is examined.

From the onset I told you that I loved both you and Osiris. I sat down in the basement with you for a year while you ranted and raved, talked mostly like a loon - KHC astral projecting to the foot of your bed, possessing Teddy Bears - some serious insane shit. Osiris and I got into a huge battle over you - in public. Yeah, I made the point, and I damaged him to the core, but it isn't like I came out of that unscathed. Osiris offered you an olive branch several times but you'd have none of it. I don't care to fight over stupid stuff the rest of my life. Call that sucking up if you want, I call it mending fences.

You want to talk about a sorry ass friend, D, you'd take the trophy. My sister was dieing and it was a very painful time for me. All you wanted to talk about was your rabid hatred for Osiris and the KHCMB. Sorry - real life issues trump stupid, stupid, stupid internet bullshit. Here it is more than 2 years later and that is still all you want to talk about.

You say that you want to get a job and the stuff that happened on the KHCMB will hurt your chances. Do you really think posting your insane rants all over the internet isn't going to turn up in the same search engine searches you so fear?
 
Morrhigan said:
D... whoo boy. The things you are saying here are just plain insane. The fact that you won't admit that tells me that either a) you deserve a Troll of the Year award, or b) you need some thorazine and a padded cell.

Get psychiatric help. Or, accept your award. Whichever.


I don't know about trolling, I'm just a happy go lucky kind of gal who doesn't like to have others shit on her. I'm no one's whipped dog.

I was only recounting the insane craziness of KHC because, [tiny violins]I'm a poor little victim of his lust and voodoo.[/tiny violins]

Look at who he is, "Blessed Be" at the bottom of all his signatures? He's Wiccan.
He's a witch and very capable as I am of transversing the astral plain. This is only insane shit for the uninitiated, and believe me, it was a good thing I had some grounding in the occult arts before this whole romance took flight. I would be in a straight jacket in a padded cell if I had not armed myself with reams of knowledge.

One of the reasons I was kicked off the board was because I spoke of Keith's personal life. I've never met the man in RL, so I suspect that the personal life I spoke of is the occult side of KHC that caused the problems.

If he had been up front with me I would not have had to bother 3eyes for weeks, and other friends to help me understand what was going on!

Yeah I'm out there, but who is to say that the box you call reality is real? I call it a popular illusion. This whole planet is full of the insane from the universe, so what ever...I'm rubber your glue etc.

I don't need a shrink, I'm very happy with Keith, now that I have him tamed to the point that he comes when I call and leaves me in peace when I say beat it without coming back to play little games or take his healing skills away.

We are both loners, both healer, both cleaver and practiced in the occult, so we are a good match..

There is a reason that he did not step in and it all goes back to the Brazilian Rose. He does believe that the wrong person was perma banned, but there is not that he can do about it, since he left the web site and the board to O. in disgust like so many other members did.

What I found repugnant about Keith's board, he's a Wiccan and the board was over run with bible thumping, moral majority zealots! Guess that' why he singled me out as a potential play mate out on the plane.

The fact that he used telepathy to haul me out of an auction April 02 the moment he pressed post on his latest message board is my proof that we connect very well.
 
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