Friday
Bazinga!
starguard's thread in another forum got me to thinking about this one.
Make a list of things you'd like to give your fellow TKers for Christmas.
Here's mine:
TQ: The gift of perfect sight (I think I gave this to him last year. I will continue to give it to him until he needs it no more).
Laker_Girl: A neverending shopping spree, in the top 3 stores of her choosing. And happiness for her, and her family.
mm: Poolboys that make you cream your panties they're so cute.
Messenger: A board of his own, so he could claim conspiracies against himself until the cows come home.
Love Child: A totaaly accepting, happy relationship in which she's free to be who she wants to be.
Sarek: Henoch's phone number and address, so he may finally give in to those homo-erotic feelings he denies by pushing Henny away. Give in to those feelings, Sarek. Youll be much happier.
Eggs Mayo: Free Broadway theater tickets for the rest of your life (I almost orgasmed typing that. )
Gonad: A lifetime of fun, amorous role playing with Mr. Right.
Mentalist: A time machine that would take him back to Michael Jackson's peak, when he had talent, and didn't look like a space alien.
Grandtheftcow: A computer with unlimited memory and storage to store all the archives he will accumulate over time. Embedded, of course, with a hidden program I can activate to delete any post *I* may have left behind.
CaptainWacky: A book of his best spam, which would be published, and remain on the New York Times bestseller list for 42 weeks, after which he retires to....you guessed it....the Mine Field!
Number_6: The perfect professorship, and....well, that will just have to be left private.
If I forgot anyone, I'll add ya as I think of ya.
Make a list of things you'd like to give your fellow TKers for Christmas.
Here's mine:
TQ: The gift of perfect sight (I think I gave this to him last year. I will continue to give it to him until he needs it no more).
Laker_Girl: A neverending shopping spree, in the top 3 stores of her choosing. And happiness for her, and her family.
mm: Poolboys that make you cream your panties they're so cute.
Messenger: A board of his own, so he could claim conspiracies against himself until the cows come home.
Love Child: A totaaly accepting, happy relationship in which she's free to be who she wants to be.
Sarek: Henoch's phone number and address, so he may finally give in to those homo-erotic feelings he denies by pushing Henny away. Give in to those feelings, Sarek. Youll be much happier.
Eggs Mayo: Free Broadway theater tickets for the rest of your life (I almost orgasmed typing that.
)Gonad: A lifetime of fun, amorous role playing with Mr. Right.
Mentalist: A time machine that would take him back to Michael Jackson's peak, when he had talent, and didn't look like a space alien.
Grandtheftcow: A computer with unlimited memory and storage to store all the archives he will accumulate over time. Embedded, of course, with a hidden program I can activate to delete any post *I* may have left behind.
CaptainWacky: A book of his best spam, which would be published, and remain on the New York Times bestseller list for 42 weeks, after which he retires to....you guessed it....the Mine Field!
Number_6: The perfect professorship, and....well, that will just have to be left private.
If I forgot anyone, I'll add ya as I think of ya.
