TK Christmas List

[jack]

Ok, first you paint the shoe polish on all over your body, then you have an orgasm.

Now I'll sing you an Xmas song.

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls you know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me
When Black Friday comes
I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroos
When Black Friday comes I'll be on that hill
You know I will

When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it 'til
I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name

 

[jack]

I love your musings, by the way

 

[Friday]

Only in jack's world could shoe polish equal wild sexual pleasure. :lol:

Thank you for the compliment, but what musings are you referring to?

 

[jack]

I loved your morphing from Pthalo Bluemoon into Friday, which was when I was first starting to post.

Your verbal swordplay with 6 was fun

I bet even though you're a lipstick feminazi, I could still make the little man in the boat twitch.

 

[Friday]

I loved your morphing from Pthalo Bluemoon into Friday, which was when I was first starting to post.

Your verbal swordplay with 6 was fun

I bet even though you're a lipstick feminazi, I could still make the little man in the boat twitch.

Thanks. Yeah, there was a perverse enjoyment at slapping swords with 6. He never let the fact that I always won those debates deter him from coming back for more, though.

I am *not* a feminazi. Little man in the boat...I really like that imagery. :lol: