True Damned Thing

[jack]

I haven't seen Donovan in a long time. I should come here more, but there's too many pots to stir.

you have sf reg, plus you must send him at least as many candy crush requests as you send me??????????????????

 

[jack]

Yeah, me neither.

/rimshot

I really believe if you bothered to study rhythm it would be enjoyable, if not phenomenal.

 

[eloisel]

E? Why are you wearing 'Gear's stuff?

It is a long story but it seems I have sexy nipples and Gear has bitching tits therefore we must be one in the same.

 

[jack]

bitch tits, not bitching tits. Get your nomenclature straight.

 

[eloisel]

I got it straight. Donovan got it wrong.
Gear has bitching tits.
Don't you think I'd know?

 

['Gear]

LOL

 

[Enkephalen]

Bitchin'

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Mirror. Get it?

 

['Gear]

I like it when, in porn, two young attractive women nuzzle and suck each others nipples and kiss.

If there ever was a time Jesus would approve, that'd be it.

Frickin' holy.

 

[Donovan]

Gear's a chick. Doing a really bad cliche of a caveman. She should post moar guns.

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Mirror images! Get it? Mirah image!

 

[eloisel]

Lol, Neon.

 

[eloisel]

If Gear is me, then who is the mirror?

 

[jack]

Who said Gear was you?

 

[eloisel]

Where have you been?

 

[eloisel]

Join dates in the right context do mean something.

 

[jack]

Where have you been?

I've been busy Where you been? Wanna trade stories?

 

[eloisel]

We should. I'm dinner breaking at Freebirds and typing on my Nook. Need to go shopping for a small laptop or netbook that can hold my software needs, be road warrior worthy, fit in my purse and have a decent keyboard and wireless mouse. Typing on this Nook is a pain. I'm long time touch typist. Hunt & peck is for the birds.

 

[jack]

LOL @ "hunt n' pecker"