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True Damned Thing

If I could build a house the way I would live in it, in several rooms I'd want the floors/ceilings/walls covered in tile with a drain in the middle of the floor so I could every so often pull everything out of those rooms and hose them down. I'd like a ballroom with a nice wood floor because I do enjoy dancing and dance parties. I'd like a fireplace in every room. I'd like a cedar closet in all the bedrooms. I'd like a three car garage. I'd like an all wood den/library with floor to ceiling shelving on one wall. I'd also like an indoor heated pool because I swim year round. I'd need a music room with nice acoustics and soundproofing because sometimes I'm loud and sometimes I like to play in the middle of the night. I'd want the back walls of my house to be floor to ceiling glass so I could see my mini-forest from every room. I'd kind of like to live in a hotel with room service and housekeeping too.
 
I could build that.

Don't forget to heat the floors in the bathrooms. Because well, that's just wonderful.
 
My mother-in-law has heated floors in her master bath. As hardass and caveman as I try to be...It's pretty fucking nice.
 
Yeah, they're remodeling the bathrooms next week, and the last guy to do the floors took all the insulation out, so it's been slippers in the bathroom ever since. Hopefully they'll figure it out this time. They still have to do the roof and the back deck, which has nearly sagged through itself it's so old, but slowly but surely we're getting there. The cellar work was unbelieveable.
 
thank fuck you married the daughter of a (now dead) millionaire huh Vap, or you'd still be living in a destitute hovel
 
thank fuck you married the daughter of a (now dead) millionaire huh Vap, or you'd still be living in a destitute hovel

thank fuck you married the daughter of a (now dead) millionaire huh Vap, or you'd still be living in a destitute hovel
 
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