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joe_eschaton

joe_eschaton

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There are basically two types of people in the world: those who will piss in the bath, and those who piss in the sponge and wring it out in the sink.

Which are you?

(And btw anyone who gets out of the bath to take a piss is not human; they're a non-smoker.)
 
Us athletes - us REAL men - don't take baths, Skippy. We just shower with other men in the locker room.
 
Yes well we can't all live in a thriving capitalist economy can we? My people only got running water last week. As for electricity they think I invented it...
 
Nice Heathers reference.

I am of the habit of peeing before I get into the bath/shower. I rarely come upon such an instance where I am forced to decide what to do with my fluids after stepping in. I'm just good that way. My momma raised my right...y'know, except for the whole gay thing.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Nice Heathers reference.

I am of the habit of peeing before I get into the bath/shower.
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Fuckin' civilians... have to spoil everything... with their self control and their modesty and moderation. (Not to mention their reindeer games). When the tanks roll into town man, I'll come looking for you personally.
 
joe_eschaton said:
There are basically two types of people in the world: those who will piss in the bath, and those who piss in the sponge and wring it out in the sink.

Which are you?

(And btw anyone who gets out of the bath to take a piss is not human; they're a non-smoker.)
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I piss in the sponge while I'm in the bath..then throw it out the window, while having a smoke
 
sorry, Bladev1, I did ^^ cuz I was too lazy to do the whole quote in parenthesis thing. I really did mean joe whatsis.
:D
 
joe_eschaton said:
There are basically two types of people in the world: those who will piss in the bath, and those who piss in the sponge and wring it out in the sink.

Which are you?

(And btw anyone who gets out of the bath to take a piss is not human; they're a non-smoker.)
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I merely resort to pissing upon your shoes. For one such as I, pissing upon others is much like pissing onto normal ground. Much like the ground upon which I stand, you are but irrelevant.
 
Bladev1 said:
I piss in the sponge while I'm in the bath..then throw it out the window, while having a smoke
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You have sponges to spare? Some people don't know they're born.

(Incidentally, serious question, how do you smoke in the bath without braving hotrocks? I've tried submerging most of my body but the resultant angle of tokage threatens to drop one in my eye. Please help.)
 
joe_eschaton said:
Yes well we can't all live in a thriving capitalist economy can we? My people only got running water last week. As for electricity they think I invented it...
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Ah so you are American? I thought as much.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I merely resort to pissing upon your shoes. For one such as I, pissing upon others is much like pissing onto normal ground. Much like the ground upon which I stand, you are but irrelevant.
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Merely stating it, my hysterical friend, has never made it so... consider the almost self-negating statement: 'I do'.

Btw irrelevance with a dash of irreverance is my stimulant of choice...
 
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