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Two kinds of people...

Xander said:
For the amount of time you spend on here lucifer.. you better be gettin' paid.
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Gee. How is it you know how much time I spend on here? You are watching perhaps? Would this not mean YOU are spending an equal amount of time? Should you not be attempting to 'mock' yourself? I type very quickly yet you all consider this to be me spending much time in here? I know you review my number of posts. I am without a doubt the fastest typist on this site. Now see fit to run along.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Gee. I am without a doubt the fastest typist on this site. Now see fit to run along.
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What's the only benefit I can see in that...? Speed wanking. Well, at least it's a skill... Shouldn't you be in a chatroom with all the other teens?

Perhaps if you thought before you wrote something you wouldn't get owned at the first attempt to flash us your unfathomable 'logic'...

Back of the class. And keep your hands on the desk where we can see them. :slap:
 
Besides, typing and taking intravenous drugs at the same time impresses my friends much more than any verbal diorrhaea I might suffer from, I am sure of that...
 
Messenger said:
It's probably the only way the poor lad burns any calories.
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There's also masturbation.

Which reminds me of the nasty job thread. Anyone mention "doing Luci's laundry"?
 
Sarek said:
There's also masturbation.
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You know what would be most sad? If he did it to the pictures the girls put up and wrote demeaning things in about his online account.

As you once mentioned, pwned in ways known only in myth & legend....
 
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