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Two kinds of people...

I open the plug while the bath is full, insert my penis near by the current of the plug hole and hey-presto - I not only deposit my urine without the discomfort of leaving the bath, but I also get a free blow job that doesn’t answer back.
 
joe_eschaton said:
Merely stating it, my hysterical friend, has never made it so... consider the almost self-negating statement: 'I do'.

Btw irrelevance with a dash of irreverance is my stimulant of choice...
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One does not revere the irrelevant. That is contradictory. Now see fit to run along lest I 'negate' you.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ah so you are American? I thought as much.
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You thought very little if at all. My sheep references and village idiot mentality (not to mention the giveawy location) clearly point to my being unfortuneatly Welsh. As for my language, if you think Americans are half as well educated then you have obviously never watched a fraction of their films...
 
joe_eschaton said:
You thought very little if at all. My sheep references and village idiot mentality (not to mention the giveawy location) clearly point to my being unfortuneatly Welsh. As for my language, if you think Americans are half as well educated then you have obviously never watched a fraction of their films...
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You are not Welsh. I have never seen a Welshman spell it 'unfortuneatly'. This is proof you are American. Only then would you be stupid enough to spell it in such a manner.
Let us not forget 90% of American films were created in Canada. They pay us the cash (lovely American greenbacks) and we allow them use of our terrain. How many times have you seen a movie which showed the city of 'Boston' as the backgroup only to learn that city is really TORONTO or VANCOUVER? *ROTFLMAO @ the dumb Americans seeing a Toronto tourism site and exclaiming 'we should visit Boston someday and see that'*
 
Lord Raffles said:
I open the plug while the bath is full, insert my penis near by the current of the plug hole and hey-presto - I not only deposit my urine without the discomfort of leaving the bath, but I also get a free blow job that doesn’t answer back.
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Ingenious mate. Time to upgrade the rusty communal tin bath...
 
joe_eschaton said:
You thought very little if at all. My sheep references and village idiot mentality (not to mention the giveawy location) clearly point to my being unfortuneatly Welsh. As for my language, if you think Americans are half as well educated then you have obviously never watched a fraction of their films...
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Americans are easily entertained. And distracted. And simple.

We also like to riot in the park, videotape our babysitters, steal from the collection plate, shoot kids for their shoes, rubberneck at roadside accidents, set churches on fire, kidnap celebrity babies, start wars (citing truckloads of "evidence"), get abducted by aliens, falsify documents, lie about giving birth to sextuplets so we can trick foolish people into giving us money, argue with our kid's soccer coaches, referees, or OTHER parents, and rape strippers, teachers, and/or the retarded girl who wipes down your table at McDonald's.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Americans are easily entertained. And distracted. And simple.

We also like to riot in the park, videotape our babysitters, steal from the collection plate, shoot kids for their shoes, rubberneck at roadside accidents, set churches on fire, kidnap celebrity babies, start wars (citing truckloads of "evidence"), get abducted by aliens, falsify documents, lie about giving birth to sextuplets so we can trick foolish people into giving us money, argue with our kid's soccer coaches, referees, or OTHER parents, and rape strippers, teachers, and/or the retarded girl who wipes down your table at McDonald's.
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Too true. No wonder Americans had considered moving here to Canada after your recent federal elections. Americans were too stupid to realise that, contrary to belief, we are NOT a socialist nation.
 
And that's just what we do on holiday!

You don't want us to get riled up on the weekend. Or during March Madness!
 
SaintLucifer said:
You failed to understand, just as I suspected you would.
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I understand perfectly well, and a great deal more clearly than you. You want to say that irrelevance and irreverance are somehow contradictory. (Relevence vs reverance amounts to much the same thing).

Now praying may be perfectly relevant to being in church but to do it with your dick out would be far from reverent - and is perhaps even more relevant for it. No contradiction occurs in any combination of these concepts. The only contradictions could be irrelevant vs relevant or reverent vs irreverent.

Neither of which did I propose. Do you understand, you dumb cartoon head?

(Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes... Walt Whitman.) All very well in a poet... but a troll...?

Arm yourself with some elementary logic my boy. Only after you have climbed up the ladder can you afford to throw it away... :laugh:
 
joe_eschaton said:
I understand perfectly well, and a great deal more clearly than you. You want to say that irrelevance and irreverance are somehow contradictory. (Relevence vs reverance amounts to much the same thing).

Now praying may be perfectly relevant to being in church but to do it with your dick out would be far from reverent - and is perhaps even more relevant for it. No contradiction occurs in any combination of these concepts. The only contradictions could be irrelevant vs relevant or reverent vs irreverent.

Neither of which did I propose. Do you understand, you dumb cartoon head?

(Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes... Walt Whitman.) All very well in a poet... but a troll...?

Arm yourself with some elementary logic my boy. Only after you have climbed up the ladder can you afford to throw it away... :laugh:
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