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VKD - Are you still here?

'Gear said:
You know how to paint a room really fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling.
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Mommy says skating is dangerous. Maybe I will try it anyway. I love it when she kisses my boo-boos.
 
:/
 
Aw come on Seph, you don't think it's cute and ironic when a grown fucking man talks about his mommy?

Me neither.
 
Certainly not he should be shot the bastard.
 
I'll see if we have an asset in his area.
 
Shame old Aurthur Shawcross is doing 950+ years I'm sure we cudda persuaded him.
 
That guy only killed hoomers.boomerangs
 
He killed 16 people, 1 loktar would have added around 4 people to his kill count. even 20.
 
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That guy? Whoda thought?
 
Seph said:
Certainly not he should be shot the bastard.
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Mommy says I shouldn't pway with guns. Dey go boom boom. Uh-oh I just boom-boom in my diaper.
 
'Gear said:
Aw come on Seph, you don't think it's cute and ironic when a grown fucking man talks about his mommy?

Me neither.
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You should know that will only encourage me to continue talking like a baby.

And its kinda fun(for me). Now I see the appeal of those Mommy Bridgette duals/socks.
 
Say Lok - Do me a favor and go stand by your window for a sec.
 
Fucking incompetence. Looks like I'm going to have to try to get my $63 dollars back.
 
What did you expect for 63 bucks - Gary Gordon rising from his grave to do the job?
 
By all popular accounts Loktar ain't nimble. I figured 50 for the work and 13 for a pack of smokes and a sixer of Stella.

I suppose my mistake was assuming I'm dealing with Stella drinkers.
 
'Gear said:
By all popular accounts Loktar ain't nimble. I figured 50 for the work and 13 for a pack of smokes and a sixer of Stella.

I suppose my mistake was assuming I'm dealing with Stella drinkers.
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Well thats were you went wrong. I'm deceptively nimble.

*dances*
 
Fat.
 
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, 'What am I doing?!
 
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