Wat's ur favorite "Star Trek" quoete?1

[CaptainWacky]

mines are

"Live long and don't die!" - Doctor Spock

"I cannae beam you up right now, the transporter's clogged up with tribbles!" - Scottishy

"Mister Chakotay...you're fired!" - Janeway firing Chakotay in the season three finale

"I love you more than Porthos!" - Archer to Phlox

whats your's?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I liked when Captain Kirk said "Beam me up Scotty"

 

[The Tomtrek]

"So you're all astronauts... in some kind of star wars?"

 

[Starship Coyote]

That time Uhura shut an admiral down by telling him to "talk to the hand."

 

[headvoid]

I liked the anal sex joke line

 

[whisky]

You have been, and always shall be, my fuck buddy

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Khan you cocksucker!" was one I was always surprised they got in there.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

"Bridge - if you need me, I'll be in holodeck four tugging my hog." - William Riker, The Perfect Mate

 

[headvoid]

I quite liked Wesley's monologue on the perils (lack of) of teenage sex

"No one thought about being a teenage boy on a Starfleet mission full of adults, DID THEY!" was a very poignant line.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"You creampie'd Moogie!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Computer, delete my entire internet history!" - Captain Sisko, In The Pervy Moonlight

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He couldn't let Jake find all those pics of Nog sonic-showering and/or sand-scrubbing.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

"Mr. Neelix, will you join me for coffee in that nebula"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"My God, it's full of stars!" - Gary Mitchell.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

"Rule of acquisition number 23: the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles." - Quark

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I'm NOT a dyke!" - Kira Nerys

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

"Hello" - Travis Mayweather

 

[CaptainWacky]

"It's a CAAAAAAAAAAKE!" - Data in that episode where Troi was a cake

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

" I'm a doctor not a brick layer!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I'm a bricklayer. You got a problem with that, punk?" - Boothby