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Welcome Wacky 8 to Team Wacky!
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Wacky collective suspect that Tomtrek's application is an attempt to ensure Trachtenberg prosperity on the Top Tens, but will still give it a look.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
fuk u wackin luvin scum go fuk a suck dick you gay cunts you suck cuocks nad dicks you fcuks and fucking nads and men's toes you suckers you fucking stink of male cum
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Woah! Where'd he come from! Sorry, just have to chnage the password again...
(Wacky 13 quitting was covered in 2012's update - Wacky 14.)
(Wacky 13 quitting was covered in 2012's update - Wacky 14.)
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Having a Wacky 13 isn't a good idea anyway, like a 13th floor on a building - baaaaaaad juju.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Who changed the fucking password? I had to hack it back to "wackypassword" to get in.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Ho ho ho! Wacky 2 here for Team Wacky! That's right! I'm still running this franchise. I'll hand you over to Wacky 14 for the heavy lifting, but it is good to see you folks again. I mean, there seem to be fewer of you now. Or is it less? I can never remember if it's "less" or "fewer". Where the fuck did you all go, is what I'm saying. Whoops! Getting cranky in my old age! And yes Wacky Prime spammed the Mine Field on Christmas day but otherwise we've had no contact with him. In fact...can we even be sure it was him? Maybe it was one of the others and they just didn't own up to it. Anyway, here's Wacky 14...
Wacky 3 is gone. He's all gone.
Wacky 6 wrote a message to Menty in blood and posted it to him. We hope Menty didn't receive it.
Wacky 8 will never stop posting, it seems. Even on days when we think "maybe just wait and let other people reply?" he's in there getting a last reply. What a guy? If we fired him the Mine Field would be dead, folks!
Wacky 9 has kind of gone off the deep end. "FORCE EGGS TO WATCH BB AND MAKE FUDDLEMIFF POST MORE" was the last thing he said to us in a Wacky Skype Session. We might fire him and divide Big Brother between other memebers of the team.
Wacky 10 wasn't happy with this year's Johnny Nose story and is thinking of leaving us. He will be missed. A fine Wacky.
Yes Wacky 11 is still in charge of the female celebrity stuff. At one point he wanted to change his username to "FEMALE CELEBRITY POPE" and post as an individual. We managed to talk him down. A vital Wacky, but he knows his own worth to us...
Hi I'm Wacky 14 and yeah I'm writing Mine Fieldians Of The Galaxy. Thanks to the three people who stuck with it! I hope to finish it by the end of the year.
Wacky 16 has been posting way less. He's so depressed that he thinks depressed Wacky posts can't even represent his depression. We may need a new depressed Wacky...
Wacky 17 was fired over creative differences.
Wacky 18 made it to Wacky In Charge Of Charles Horse like he always wanted.
Wacky 19 joined in February, made eight hundred posts, and quit in May. We don't know why. He said something about "the cats...THE CATS..." and then he was gone.
So that means we signed Wacky 20 in June. And he's doing well! Not a vintage Wacky yet but he's been making a good number of posts and we're generally happy with him.
I actually just interviewed someone for Wacky 21. He seemed to "get" the Wacky character. We really do need another...
Well that's all foks! Hope you had a merry Christmas and have a ha-ha-happy new year!
Wacky 14 for Team Wacky
Wacky 3 is gone. He's all gone.
Wacky 6 wrote a message to Menty in blood and posted it to him. We hope Menty didn't receive it.
Wacky 8 will never stop posting, it seems. Even on days when we think "maybe just wait and let other people reply?" he's in there getting a last reply. What a guy? If we fired him the Mine Field would be dead, folks!
Wacky 9 has kind of gone off the deep end. "FORCE EGGS TO WATCH BB AND MAKE FUDDLEMIFF POST MORE" was the last thing he said to us in a Wacky Skype Session. We might fire him and divide Big Brother between other memebers of the team.
Wacky 10 wasn't happy with this year's Johnny Nose story and is thinking of leaving us. He will be missed. A fine Wacky.
Yes Wacky 11 is still in charge of the female celebrity stuff. At one point he wanted to change his username to "FEMALE CELEBRITY POPE" and post as an individual. We managed to talk him down. A vital Wacky, but he knows his own worth to us...
Hi I'm Wacky 14 and yeah I'm writing Mine Fieldians Of The Galaxy. Thanks to the three people who stuck with it! I hope to finish it by the end of the year.
Wacky 16 has been posting way less. He's so depressed that he thinks depressed Wacky posts can't even represent his depression. We may need a new depressed Wacky...
Wacky 17 was fired over creative differences.
Wacky 18 made it to Wacky In Charge Of Charles Horse like he always wanted.
Wacky 19 joined in February, made eight hundred posts, and quit in May. We don't know why. He said something about "the cats...THE CATS..." and then he was gone.
So that means we signed Wacky 20 in June. And he's doing well! Not a vintage Wacky yet but he's been making a good number of posts and we're generally happy with him.
I actually just interviewed someone for Wacky 21. He seemed to "get" the Wacky character. We really do need another...
Well that's all foks! Hope you had a merry Christmas and have a ha-ha-happy new year!
Wacky 14 for Team Wacky
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I think you'e fine with Wacky 10 leaving, since most of the work is being done by Wackys 2+8, which is like the same thing in math class.
Welcome Wacky 20 BONC!
Welcome Wacky 20 BONC!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
who the fuck are you
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Woah there! Don't know what just happened! Anyone know how to contact Wacky Prime so we change the password?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Ho Ho Ho! Wacky 2 here, typing a sentence. There. They tracked me down, they forced me to do this. I'm done. Over to Wacky 14.
Whoops! What a cranky old gent Wacky 2 has been! But he's still a key member of the Wacky Team, trust me! We love that guy. Honest. He can't ever leave. He legally can't ever leave. Anyway! This is Wacky 14, running the ship! Good to see this board is still kind of active. Maybe Menty will post lol! Just a little joke there!
Wacky Prime may or may not have spammed the Mine Field on Christmas Day. It's hard to tell. The thread about Rachel from friends seemed like something he'd say. He once told me that he did some "serious wanking over Rachel in seasons one and two before she lost too much weight." So who knows! I like to believe in him!
Wacky 5 tried to get back into the account but couldn't guess the password. He was only one letter out though, so we should probably change it again!
Wacky 6 posted the Menty birthday thread. He insisted on it.
Wacky 8's still here, "delighting" the Mine Field with his active posting. Who's going to stop him! Not us! Legally we can't. So many contractual problems...if only one of the Wackys was a lawyer!
Wacky 9 quit over this year's Big Brother being "COMPLETE AND UTTER SHITE." He will be missed.
Wacky 10 quit too. It's been a brutal year, to be honest,
Wacky 11 wrote so many top thirties this year! We don't know how he does it! He must really love those female celebrities! Some of the gay Team Wacky members want him diposed, but we think other Mine Fielders enjoy the "Wacky is straight" lie so he'll be around for another year!
Wacky 14 (that's me!) is writing Mine Field Wars: The Phantom Mentalist. Slowly.
Wacky 16 posted some really short Things of the Day. His contract expires soon.
Wacky 18 has legally changed his name to Charles Horse and is now living his life like Horse.
Wacky 20 has been fine! We let him review The Force Awakens. We were disappointed he said "Commander Hux" instead of "General Hux".
Wacky 21 was hired in January and lasted all the way to September. We don't like to talk about him now.
Wacky 22 joined in July and is sitll with us! He likes bumping old threads!
A Wacky 23 soon? We need to stock up on Wackys in case another quits. Anyone know anyone who you think could be a Wacky? Give me their number. Please. We need the help.
Well that's all for this year! Hope you all had a merry Christmas and have a ha-ha-happy New year!
Wacky 14 for Team Wacky
Whoops! What a cranky old gent Wacky 2 has been! But he's still a key member of the Wacky Team, trust me! We love that guy. Honest. He can't ever leave. He legally can't ever leave. Anyway! This is Wacky 14, running the ship! Good to see this board is still kind of active. Maybe Menty will post lol! Just a little joke there!
Wacky Prime may or may not have spammed the Mine Field on Christmas Day. It's hard to tell. The thread about Rachel from friends seemed like something he'd say. He once told me that he did some "serious wanking over Rachel in seasons one and two before she lost too much weight." So who knows! I like to believe in him!
Wacky 5 tried to get back into the account but couldn't guess the password. He was only one letter out though, so we should probably change it again!
Wacky 6 posted the Menty birthday thread. He insisted on it.
Wacky 8's still here, "delighting" the Mine Field with his active posting. Who's going to stop him! Not us! Legally we can't. So many contractual problems...if only one of the Wackys was a lawyer!
Wacky 9 quit over this year's Big Brother being "COMPLETE AND UTTER SHITE." He will be missed.
Wacky 10 quit too. It's been a brutal year, to be honest,
Wacky 11 wrote so many top thirties this year! We don't know how he does it! He must really love those female celebrities! Some of the gay Team Wacky members want him diposed, but we think other Mine Fielders enjoy the "Wacky is straight" lie so he'll be around for another year!
Wacky 14 (that's me!) is writing Mine Field Wars: The Phantom Mentalist. Slowly.
Wacky 16 posted some really short Things of the Day. His contract expires soon.
Wacky 18 has legally changed his name to Charles Horse and is now living his life like Horse.
Wacky 20 has been fine! We let him review The Force Awakens. We were disappointed he said "Commander Hux" instead of "General Hux".
Wacky 21 was hired in January and lasted all the way to September. We don't like to talk about him now.
Wacky 22 joined in July and is sitll with us! He likes bumping old threads!
A Wacky 23 soon? We need to stock up on Wackys in case another quits. Anyone know anyone who you think could be a Wacky? Give me their number. Please. We need the help.
Well that's all for this year! Hope you all had a merry Christmas and have a ha-ha-happy New year!
Wacky 14 for Team Wacky
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
hey you guys must really love me you still didn't change the password!
REMEMBER WACKY 5! :ballpeen:
REMEMBER WACKY 5! :ballpeen:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Wacky 2 confirming that he's still alive. What the fuck is this software? Where's the Arcade? FUCK.
Ho ho ho! Wacky 14 here thanking Wacky 2 for that introduction! TK has been through some tough times over the last year, but I'm still here steering the Wacky ship! Maybe when people hear that they'll return to the Mine Field to talk to me! Please! I need you!
Wacky Prime spammed the Mine Field on Christmas day. We think. It could have been anyone of us, to be honest. We were all very drunk.
Wacky 5 posted "FUCK YOU, MINE FIELD SCUM!" in the BadLands one day in July but nobody saw it.
Wacky 6 posted the Menty birthday thread. "He'll reply this year or I quit!" he said, so we've seen the last of him.
Wacky 8 makes all the shit posts nobody likes.
Wacky 11 is literally a computer which exists solely to produce top thirties every week and calculate the Wacky Hot One Hundred. We hope the Mine Field Perverts enjoyed his work.
Wacky 14 (that's me!) didn't bother writing a December story because nobody would have read it anyway.
Wacky 16's contract was not renewed.
Wacky 18 wrote a Charles Horse story which turned out to be a real incident from his life. Then died.
Wacky 20 continues to be completely average. He's fine. He posts about tv shows.
Wacky 22 disappeared when the board went down and never came back. He must have http://www.trollkingdom.net/ bookmarked.
Wacky 23 was hired in April for general posting activities. He thinks we should be writing more Dr Dave stories.
Wacky 24 was hired in August. Here's the twist: he was banned from TrekBBS and said he'd only join if we let him review every episode of Star Trek ever "to prove I'm a BETTER TREKKIE THAN ALL OF TREKBBS." Seeing a good way to provide new Wacky content we agreed to his terms! He should be with us for many years because there's a lot of that Star Trek stuff! None of the rest of us like Star Trek by the way.
Wacky 25 in 2017! We've already sent "feelers" out there.
Well, sorry for not being my usual cheery self this year but it's been a hard year what with all those celebrities and Wacky 18 dying. But, as always, I sincerely hope you all had a merry Christmas and have a ha-ha-happy New Year!
Wacky 14 for Team Wacky
Ho ho ho! Wacky 14 here thanking Wacky 2 for that introduction! TK has been through some tough times over the last year, but I'm still here steering the Wacky ship! Maybe when people hear that they'll return to the Mine Field to talk to me! Please! I need you!
Wacky Prime spammed the Mine Field on Christmas day. We think. It could have been anyone of us, to be honest. We were all very drunk.
Wacky 5 posted "FUCK YOU, MINE FIELD SCUM!" in the BadLands one day in July but nobody saw it.
Wacky 6 posted the Menty birthday thread. "He'll reply this year or I quit!" he said, so we've seen the last of him.
Wacky 8 makes all the shit posts nobody likes.
Wacky 11 is literally a computer which exists solely to produce top thirties every week and calculate the Wacky Hot One Hundred. We hope the Mine Field Perverts enjoyed his work.
Wacky 14 (that's me!) didn't bother writing a December story because nobody would have read it anyway.
Wacky 16's contract was not renewed.
Wacky 18 wrote a Charles Horse story which turned out to be a real incident from his life. Then died.
Wacky 20 continues to be completely average. He's fine. He posts about tv shows.
Wacky 22 disappeared when the board went down and never came back. He must have http://www.trollkingdom.net/ bookmarked.
Wacky 23 was hired in April for general posting activities. He thinks we should be writing more Dr Dave stories.
Wacky 24 was hired in August. Here's the twist: he was banned from TrekBBS and said he'd only join if we let him review every episode of Star Trek ever "to prove I'm a BETTER TREKKIE THAN ALL OF TREKBBS." Seeing a good way to provide new Wacky content we agreed to his terms! He should be with us for many years because there's a lot of that Star Trek stuff! None of the rest of us like Star Trek by the way.
Wacky 25 in 2017! We've already sent "feelers" out there.
Well, sorry for not being my usual cheery self this year but it's been a hard year what with all those celebrities and Wacky 18 dying. But, as always, I sincerely hope you all had a merry Christmas and have a ha-ha-happy New Year!
Wacky 14 for Team Wacky
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Happy New Year to Team Wacky. And Zod bless us everyone!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
FUCK YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT
Wacky 5
Wacky 5
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Team Dr Dave contradicting each other!