Wacky Prime here, checking in again! Sorry I haven't updated this thread in four years: I just didn't care to! I have no control over the Wackys, but thankfully they mostly behave. And, if they don't, there's always the Wacky self-censoring. Like that time in July when Wacky 5 returned and spammed forty threads about "Tomtrek's cock"? Wacky 20 just happened to be online at the time and deleted them all before anyone could see! What a dude. Anyway, I spammed the Mine Field on Christmas Day just like old times. I read back through this thread just there too, whatever happened to all those people who used to post here and don't anymore? I hope they aren't in prison!
Wacky 2 sent us all an email claiming he got married, the first Wacky to ever do so. We don't believe him.
Wacky 5 has made it his mission in life to "end the Wacky experiment." He recently signed up for Twitter Blue. What a cunt!
Wacky 8 made a post about Monster Munch.
Wacky 10 briefly returned but we had to delete his "NONE OF THESE NEW WACKYS HAVE SHIT ON ME" thread for breaking the immersion and being kind of mean.
The Wacky 11 computer now, bizarrely, has a team of dedicated helper AIs. Sub-Wackys, if you will. So some of the Top Ten material you have been reading this year was generated by Wacky 11.1 or Wacky 11.2 or Wacky 11.3...you get the idea. Most bizarre of all is that the different Wackys are devloping different female celebrity opinions and there's "no consensu" on who will be pushed as the top girl of 2023. I don't care about any of this myself.
Wacky 5 claims to visit Wacky 12's grave every year to "piss all over it."
Wacky 14 briefly return to bump the "depression descriptions" thread but was too depressed to think of anything to post.
Wacky 20 started every thread about a tv show.
Wacky 23 wrote that Dr Dave story and he's still wondering if Dr Dave ever read the final chapter? He's been "story-boarding" the new Cat Cleaners for the last six months, expect it to start soon.
Wacky 24 left forever after he ran out of Star Trek to review. "Am I FUCK watching Discovery!" he said.
Wacky 25 did one advent post. The one that got the fewest likes.
Wacky 27, the first female Wacky, lasted longer than any of us expected! She then left in the cloud of controversy and with a huge cash settlement. We miss her and are sorry for the things we said.
Wacky 28 was indeed hired in 2019. Left forever in 2020.
Wacky 29, Wacky 30 and Wacky 31 are all still here, making standard Wacky posts. We've got it down to a formula. A very boring formula.
I just interviewed a client for the position of Wacky 32. He said he believes Team Wacky is the future of philanthropy. He did not explain what this meant and I'm thinking of hiring him just to find out.
Well, Wacky 11 keeps emailing asking if he can FAX over "reams of data on Jenna Ortega" so I'm unplugging my computer and going outside. I don't even have a FAX machine but the prospect still scares me! Can't believe it's January 20th already, so no poing wishing you all a ha-ha-happy new year! No point at all.
Wacky Prime for Team Wacky
