What is the appropriate tip for a concierge?

[Alex Buchet]

any thoughts? Let's say he performs a lot of services for you -- getting you lift tickets, having your skis waxed, coordinating special room service requests, etc. Any thoughts?

 

[DarthSikle]

a blowjob

 

[DarthSikle]

Jack:

If that were the case, your 2.3 times per week sexcapades would be gone.

 

[Alex Buchet]

I guess you don't travel much. A blowjob is never an appropriate tip.

 

[jack]

Jack:

If that were the case, your 2.3 times per week sexcapades would be gone.

No fucking shit. While you're down there, Hellman...see if that's a wart or a zit on my left nut, pretty please?

 

[Alex Buchet]

*complains to hotel manager about leering, perverted bellhop*

 

[jack]

I think he should tongue out my asshole while he's down there, what do you think?

 

[Alex Buchet]

What kind of tip do you expect after tongueing out a guest's anus?

 

[DarthSikle]

I guess you don't travel much. A blowjob is never an appropriate tip.

Obviously you're asexual. A blowjob is ALWAYS an appropriate tip!

 

[Alex Buchet]

if you're so poor you are paid in tips, you're probably better off with the money than the BJ

 

[jack]

he's been tipping me appropriately, then.

 

[Alex Buchet]

Jack, the quality of your service has gone down. You didn't put a good shine on my spats this morning. Please try harder. TY

 

[jack]

I'll try not to come so much next time.

 

[jack]

I'm sorry the "wife" schtick pissed you off so much. I hope it didn't interfere with your relationship in real life. That would be a terrible accidental consequence.

 

[Alex Buchet]

I think it's weird that you talk about having gay sex so much, given that you claim to be a "happily married man."

 

[jack]

Who wouldn't appreciate a good blowjob? Especially from a grateful guest?

 

[jack]

Hellmanites support gay porn and pedophilia, so look in the mirror when you say that.

 

[Alex Buchet]

It's pretty gay to get a BJ from a man, and pretty gay to fantasize about getting a BJ from a man. Hope that clears things up a little for you.

 

[jack]

I wish you the best with that.

 

[jack]

Who's talking about you? That was your wife down there, I thought?

FUCK THAT WAS YOU/ YUCKY HOPMO BJ