CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Johan Backlsah sleeps inside a chimney stack as a powerful statement about something (he hasn't quite settled on what yet.)
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What would you do if you were made out of bread?
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
It is appreciated!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Johan Backlsah writes all the answers down on paper made of hemp. Then smoke them.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Lately when I order a Caesar salad from my usual Italian restaurant, the croutons aren't toasted/crunchy enough. Which to me signals that the world will end soon.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Johan Backlsah started a petition to make the crutans at Eggs' Italian restaurant less crunchy in case people with weak teeth ever ate them.
Johan Backlsah
I came for the gluten-free cookies
Kale smoothies ARE in fact products of the devil!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Johan Backlsah hopes he would "rise to the occasion" in the event that he woke up one day to find he was made of bread.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I would dive into a vat of almond butter.
Johan Backlsah
I came for the gluten-free cookies
Why won't girls go out with a nice gluten free guy like me?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Does bead really help swans float better?
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Yeah. It's got a lot of gluten.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So the gluten-free people can't float as well as normal people?
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
For feathers and quacks?
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I don't see how they can. Gluten free doesn't fluff up as well.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That's why gluten free is an evolutionary dead-end.