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What would you do if you were made out of bread?

Johan Backlsah sleeps inside a chimney stack as a powerful statement about something (he hasn't quite settled on what yet.)
 
I would butter myself daily.


(sorry I come up with a different reply each time I see this question, each time I visit this forum)
 
Johan Backlsah writes all the answers down on paper made of hemp. Then smoke them.
 
Lately when I order a Caesar salad from my usual Italian restaurant, the croutons aren't toasted/crunchy enough. Which to me signals that the world will end soon.
 
Johan Backlsah spends three hours a day combating ableism by shouting at people on Twitter for using the word "stupid".
 
Johan Backlsah started a petition to make the crutans at Eggs' Italian restaurant less crunchy in case people with weak teeth ever ate them.
 
Johan Backlsah is a male feminist who loves to cum on women's faces.
 
Kale smoothies ARE in fact products of the devil!
 
Johan Backlsah hopes he would "rise to the occasion" in the event that he woke up one day to find he was made of bread.
 
I would dive into a vat of almond butter.
 
Cassie said:
Johan Backlsah is a male feminist who loves to cum on women's faces.
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Why won't girls go out with a nice gluten free guy like me?
 
Johan Backlsah identifies as a gray ace homoflexible squirrel.
 
Does bead really help swans float better?
 
Yeah. It's got a lot of gluten.
 
So the gluten-free people can't float as well as normal people?
 
I would feed myself to the ducks.
 
For feathers and quacks?
 
That's why gluten free is an evolutionary dead-end.
 
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