What's it like to be [you]

[Donovan]

Damn but you are stupid. The quote is not from Lucifer but from John Milton's 'Paradise Lost' you fucking moron. Do you Americans not learn anything down there? Shit. I am aghast at the lack of quality education you wannabe imperialists receive. It is now quite easy to understand how my British forebears were able to conquer the entire planet in order to construct the largest Empire the world has ever seen or will ever see and your mighty country could not. You fail because you are stupid. We succeeded because we Anglo-Saxons are the greatest race ever to roam this planet.

Of course Lucifer had no choice in his 'state of existence'. He was alone against a GOD and his legions. Now I ask you to look around you at this world and tell me who REALLY is today's God? If you believe in Rome's God then you are an even greater idiot than I first suspect you to be. You would follow a complete hypocrite like your God? The very same being who tells you if you refuse to believe in him he would thus cast you into the fiery flames of Hell? You go on worshipping your beloved God. I am on my lord Lucifer's side. He shall emerge victorious. Look at current events. Lucifer's legions consist of the Muslims who fail to understand the Qu'ran is really the devil's Bible. You see? My lord Lucifer was forced to seek out a race of humanity dumb enough to follow him without realising they were doing so. He wanted a race dumb enough to believe suicide would grant them a place in Heaven with 72 virginal brides. He wanted a race too stupid to discover the paradox regarding said suicide whereas they kill themselves in the name of Jihad but forget suicide is an evil act in itself and thereby prevents them from reaching Heaven and meeting thos 72 virginal Islamic whores. He found them and called them Arabs.

Now I would suggest you read a book. Lucifer uttered 'Better to rule in Hell..' indeed. Incredible. I cannot believe such stupidity exists in this world. Wait. Yes I can. I just continue to be amazed at the sheer numbers involved.

No shit, St. Bernard, I know all about Paradise Lost. I read Classics Illustrated comics too, y'know. And in the book Paradise Lost the character of Lucifer utters the phrase you use as your signature, in an effort to convince his defeated army that they are better off wallowing in the wastes of Hell than being in heaven. He's trying to tell all his generals that where they are is actually a good thing for them.

HOWEVER,

Since this soliloquy takes place after Lucifer has gotten his Godlike Ass handed to him by the real deal, and is stuck in Hell whether he likes it or not, then the quote you are so fond of becomes basically a bitter cry of defiance from a childish and vanquished foe. Satan got thumped by God's pimp-cane, and all the sour grapes in the world don't change the fact that he couldn't get back into Heaven if he wanted to. In fact, Satan loves his new home SO much, the first thing he does is find a way out and try to split, going over to Earth to fuck things up for them. By the time the book reaches its climax, where Adam succeeds in Lucifer's area of greatest failure (humility and penitence) Satan has been reduced to a petulant, envious whiner whose force and will have deserted him. His only recourse is to lash out impotently at those he wishes most desperately to be: God's favored.

Much like you do here, San Juan Capistrano...

 

[SaintLucifer]

No shit, St. Bernard, I know all about Paradise Lost. I read Classics Illustrated comics too, y'know. And in the book Paradise Lost the character of Lucifer utters the phrase you use as your signature, in an effort to convince his defeated army that they are better off wallowing in the wastes of Hell than being in heaven. He's trying to tell all his generals that where they are is actually a good thing for them.

HOWEVER,

Since this soliloquy takes place after Lucifer has gotten his Godlike Ass handed to him by the real deal, and is stuck in Hell whether he likes it or not, then the quote you are so fond of becomes basically a bitter cry of defiance from a childish and vanquished foe. Satan got thumped by God's pimp-cane, and all the sour grapes in the world don't change the fact that he couldn't get back into Heaven if he wanted to. In fact, Satan loves his new home SO much, the first thing he does is find a way out and try to split, going over to Earth to fuck things up for them. By the time the book reaches its climax, where Adam succeeds in Lucifer's area of greatest failure (humility and penitence) Satan has been reduced to a petulant, envious whiner whose force and will have deserted him. His only recourse is to lash out impotently at those he wishes most desperately to be: God's favored.

Much like you do here, San Juan Capistrano...

You read Comics Illustrated? This is your source? Next time do as I did. Actually read Paradise Lost. Yes, yes I am aware it is beyond your ken but at least you can try. As I stated of course Lucifer lost. All of Heaven was against him. Pure numbers. Can the USA ever hope to defeat China militarily? Impossible. Numbers. Could the USA ever hope to have defeated the former Soviet Union? Nope. Numbers again. How did you get your asses kicked by a bunch of pyjama-clad shrimps with slanted eyes and poor weaponry? Numbers. Please attempt to learn logic. As for you claiming Lucifer wishes to be God's favoured that is in fact correct. Lucifer was not cast out for being a whiny baby as you claim. He was cast out for attempting a coup within Heaven. He wanted God's throne. He felt he was better than God, a feeling I tend to agree with. Lucifer was the smartest and brightest of all of God's angels. His very own superior intellect and desire for power caused him to want this. God cast him out of Heaven for this. Ironic since it was this 'great' God who gave Lucifer all of those traits when he created him. This makes God himself imperfect, contrary to His own claim. Who then is the whiny child here? God because he refused to admit he erred? God created humanity in order to gain more worshippers. That is selfishness and a lust for greater power. Lucifer called him on this. For this he was cast out. Everything Lucifer has uttered about God has proven correct. Lucifer did not want humanity to be created as he saw it for what it was, an attempt to strengthen God's power base. The other angels were too dumb to see this feeble attempt.

Who is to say God is necessarily the greater power? In your estimation, upon reviewing the way humanity exists today, who actually holds all the cards in this neverending battle between Good and Evil? Also, this Evil your God speaks against never existed before God cast Lucifer out of Heaven. Due to this fact, it is God himself who created Evil. If God is capable of not only casting out Evil but destroying it as well, why does He not do so? Simple. He wishes to draw everyone's attention to Lucifer rather than allow anyone to focus on His own flaws. To say Lucifer is Evil is to say God is Evil also for did he not create Lucifer? This is why the Bible is a bunch of ballyhooey. The Bible was created as a means of world control by the Jews through human fear of the unknown.

RULE SAINT LUCIFER!! I AM THE REAL GOD!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Wow this thread started bad, and then went to crazyville without any layovers.

 

[Sarek]

I've found that the general intelligence in any topic plummets when SaintLudicrous decides to start posting in it.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Wow this thread started bad, and then went to crazyville without any layovers.

I merely seek to educate my lessers. I am astonished at the lack of intellect displayed on this site with myself as the lone exception.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I've found that the general intelligence in any topic plummets when SaintLudicrous decides to start posting in it.

I make you look stupid therefore you decide to resort to attempted insults. Rather unsurprising I daresay. I actually expected such a retort.

 

[Shatna]

I am astonished at the lack of intellect displayed on this site with myself as the lone exception.

Well, my goodness! Why stick around here, then? Here, allow me to show you the door...

 

[Sarek]

I make you look stupid therefore you decide to resort to attempted insults. Rather unsurprising I daresay. I actually expected such a retort.

Ohh! You are so clever!

 

[Shatna]

Thanks.

 

[Donovan]

You read Comics Illustrated? This is your source? Next time do as I did. Actually read Paradise Lost. Yes, yes I am aware it is beyond your ken but at least you can try. As I stated of course Lucifer lost. All of Heaven was against him. Pure numbers. Can the USA ever hope to defeat China militarily? Impossible. Numbers. Could the USA ever hope to have defeated the former Soviet Union? Nope. Numbers again. How did you get your asses kicked by a bunch of pyjama-clad shrimps with slanted eyes and poor weaponry? Numbers. Please attempt to learn logic. As for you claiming Lucifer wishes to be God's favoured that is in fact correct. Lucifer was not cast out for being a whiny baby as you claim. He was cast out for attempting a coup within Heaven. He wanted God's throne. He felt he was better than God, a feeling I tend to agree with. Lucifer was the smartest and brightest of all of God's angels. His very own superior intellect and desire for power caused him to want this. God cast him out of Heaven for this. Ironic since it was this 'great' God who gave Lucifer all of those traits when he created him. This makes God himself imperfect, contrary to His own claim. Who then is the whiny child here? God because he refused to admit he erred? God created humanity in order to gain more worshippers. That is selfishness and a lust for greater power. Lucifer called him on this. For this he was cast out. Everything Lucifer has uttered about God has proven correct. Lucifer did not want humanity to be created as he saw it for what it was, an attempt to strengthen God's power base. The other angels were too dumb to see this feeble attempt.

Who is to say God is necessarily the greater power? In your estimation, upon reviewing the way humanity exists today, who actually holds all the cards in this neverending battle between Good and Evil? Also, this Evil your God speaks against never existed before God cast Lucifer out of Heaven. Due to this fact, it is God himself who created Evil. If God is capable of not only casting out Evil but destroying it as well, why does He not do so? Simple. He wishes to draw everyone's attention to Lucifer rather than allow anyone to focus on His own flaws. To say Lucifer is Evil is to say God is Evil also for did he not create Lucifer? This is why the Bible is a bunch of ballyhooey. The Bible was created as a means of world control by the Jews through human fear of the unknown.

RULE SAINT LUCIFER!! I AM THE REAL GOD!!

This guy is really fun to poke with a stick, ain't he?

Hey, is ballyhooey a proper English word? I didn't see it on my Word-a-day toilet paper.

Wanna see something ironic?

My lord Lucifer was forced to seek out ... humanity dumb enough to follow him without realising they were doing so.

RULE SAINT LUCIFER!!

Anyway, Lucy, it doesn't matter that you don't believe in God. Jesus loves you anyway and died for your sins. What did Satan ever do for you except get you drunk on tequila that one time in Tijuana and then you woke up with that Tattoo of some guy named Sam, and your butt hurt real bad, remember that?

Wait, that might have been me. Forget that part.

Anyway, Milton's Satan is a character designed to evoke sympathy from the reader for the first part of the epic, ONLY so that Milton can create the comparison to how easy it is to be "seduced" by the concept of evil. By the tiume the book ends, his physical and emotional transformation into the lowliest of creatures gives the reader the sense that pride and stubborn arrogance are sins that lead only into despair and downward spiral. Satan was unable to see his own flaws for pointing out the flaws of others. Here is where he failed, and where Adam proved himself the better creation.

Also, you suck.

 

[Donovan]

Wow this thread started bad, and then went to crazyville without any layovers.

Not my fault. Jack started it when he asked what it was like to be [me]...

Can I help it if being [me] is to be an argumentative know-it-all prick? I think not, no matter WHAT my ex wife says...

 

[SaintLucifer]

Thanks.

He was talking to me DIPSHIT.

 

[SaintLucifer]

This guy is really fun to poke with a stick, ain't he?

Hey, is ballyhooey a proper English word? I didn't see it on my Word-a-day toilet paper.

Wanna see something ironic?



Anyway, Lucy, it doesn't matter that you don't believe in God. Jesus loves you anyway and died for your sins. What did Satan ever do for you except get you drunk on tequila that one time in Tijuana and then you woke up with that Tattoo of some guy named Sam, and your butt hurt real bad, remember that?

Wait, that might have been me. Forget that part.

Anyway, Milton's Satan is a character designed to evoke sympathy from the reader for the first part of the epic, ONLY so that Milton can create the comparison to how easy it is to be "seduced" by the concept of evil. By the tiume the book ends, his physical and emotional transformation into the lowliest of creatures gives the reader the sense that pride and stubborn arrogance are sins that lead only into despair and downward spiral. Satan was unable to see his own flaws for pointing out the flaws of others. Here is where he failed, and where Adam proved himself the better creation.

Also, you suck.

Ah, my superior intellect begets your inferiority. By the way, I can tell you have NEVER read Paradise Lost. Now run along dear child. Stop googling the internet for passages from the books. I cannot believe this fool used his idea of 'Cliff Notes' in his attempt to match my intellect. LOL.

 

[Donovan]

Ah, my superior intellect begets your inferiority. By the way, I can tell you have NEVER read Paradise Lost. Now run along dear child. Stop googling the internet for passages from the books. I cannot believe this fool used his idea of 'Cliff Notes' in his attempt to match my intellect. LOL.

I teach it, dumbass. I seen the movie and once acted it out with shadow puppets, with my dick in the lead role. Some people don't have to search the internet for their thoughts, or follow fictional bad guy demons in order to feel "edgy" or superior. We just naturally are that way.

You know how to tell the really smart guy in the room? One hint: it isn't the guy wandering around mentioning how smart he is...

 

[SaintLucifer]

I teach it, dumbass. I seen the movie and once acted it out with shadow puppets, with my dick in the lead role. Some people don't have to search the internet for their thoughts, or follow fictional bad guy demons in order to feel "edgy" or superior. We just naturally are that way.

You know how to tell the really smart guy in the room? One hint: it isn't the guy wandering around mentioning how smart he is...

The green-eyed monster of jealousy rears it's ugly head. Now take my cock out of your mouth as I wish to take my leave of you. Don't forget to clean it by sucking the cum and swallowing.

 

[Donovan]

Well, now that's just rude. No cake for you, young man, and tomorrow you'll be graphing sentences until you figure out that it's is a contraction, not a possessive pronoun. For example:

It's (it is) easy to point out Lucy Goosey's faults, since he has so many.

OR

Lefty-Lucy gets righty-tighty with his doggie and its (the dog's) weiner when they play "Launch the little red rocket" together.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Well, now that's just rude. No cake for you, young man, and tomorrow you'll be graphing sentences until you figure out that it's is a contraction, not a possessive pronoun. For example:

It's (it is) easy to point out Lucy Goosey's faults, since he has so many.

OR

Lefty-Lucy gets righty-tighty with his doggie and its (the dog's) weiner when they play "Launch the little red rocket" together.

Oh great. I have gained another admirer. SAREK's website devoted to the worship of yours truly shall have DONOVAN as a regular visitor. I see a cult forming in the near-future.

 

[Sarek]

Oh great. I have gained another admirer. SAREK's website devoted to the worship of yours truly shall have DONOVAN as a regular visitor. I see a cult forming in the near-future.

Please provide me the link to the site I created. I seem to have lost it. And I'm sure everyone would like to visit.

 

[Donovan]

Hey, you all-caps'd my name! That's like yelling. YOU DICK< STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!1111!!

 

[jack]

You read Comics Illustrated? This is your source?!!

Classics Illustrated, stupidheadman.