Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[The Question]

Well, he has got a pretty good vantage point for it, hangin' off that scaffolding...

 

[Volpone]

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

 

[Loktar]

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

Ceiling cat is lending me a paw when my arm gets tired.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

If a Klingon got both his cocks out would he be arrested for double exposure?

 

[The Question]

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

Better give Ceiling Cat a real good show, then...

 

[The Question]

If you've got a Chiquita banana
And a hot naked stripper named Hannah
Then apply that banana to Hannah
If a party is somethin' you wish

But if you've got more of an ambition
Just to ditch that dumb bitch and go fishin'
Well, now, hold up a sec and just listen
You'd be trading hot pussy for fish

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

Danny Trejo's best, most fitting role... ever.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

Did they ever catch the porridge man? https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news...kshire-mans-torment-mystery-stranger-25212635

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he know the muffin man?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did they ever catch the porridge man? https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news...kshire-mans-torment-mystery-stranger-25212635

It must be a descendent of the Crawleys of Downton Abbey if it's in Yorkshire. They kept marrying upperclass distant relatives and well you know...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Old ladies FTW

 

[Mirah]

I just sucked two flies up with the hoover, I guess I'm going to hell now.

Why would you be going to hell?

I walked in to work the other day and something must have come in from another location and there were tons of flies and I got the hoover out and started suckin em up!

Also, if anyone is going to hell it might be me-for killing a mouse tonight. Those things are so cute. I can't handle it.

 

[Mirah]

A mouse got caught in the 2nd trap
we have our windows open, we all heard it
ran downstairs
it was just its leg
omg
we can't watch
one person says they will free it
"Put on gloves" I say
and then they decide to go back to thier tv show
so I put on gloves
and I get something to help free it
so I freed it
the mouse and its poor bloody leg
I hope I don't regret this
I'll set more traps tomorrow night

I think I will have nightmares tonight

 

[Volpone]

Should'a just stomped it. It's not like it can go to the mouse E.R. and get a cast. The point of the mousetrap was to kill mice. No point in getting squeamish just because you have to do the dirty work directly. Oh well. What's done is done.

 

[The Question]

I'm starting to find "old man eyebrow" hairs in my eyebrows. Every now and then, just one fucking wild-ass wiry, curly eyebrow hair sticking out at a weird angle. Aging sucks ass.