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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Volpone said:
In "Star Wars," Luke's legal guardians warn him to stay away from the creepy old dude who lives by himself in the middle of the desert and goes around in a bathrobe. But Luke winds up with him anyway. And the first thing he does, after finding out Luke's uncle and aunt have been violently murdered, is take him to a gay bar in the seediest city on the planet.
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No wonder Luke ended up making out with his sister later. The degeneracy was strong with that one.
 
whisky said:
I just sucked two flies up with the hoover, I guess I'm going to hell now.
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My dog likes to hunt and kill groundhogs. And then carry them home to rot in the yard. I officially got tired of burying them so I turned a disused septic tank (that has a handy, groundhog-sized vent cover) into a groundhog crypt. So if you're going to hell for accidentally killing a couple flies, I don't want to know what circle of hell I'm going to.
 
It wasn't an accident, I was chasing them around the room with it.tonhe fair I opened the back door and tried to get them to leave first but they wouldn't go.
 
Volpone said:
My dog likes to hunt and kill groundhogs. And then carry them home to rot in the yard. I officially got tired of burying them so I turned a disused septic tank (that has a handy, groundhog-sized vent cover) into a groundhog crypt. So if you're going to hell for accidentally killing a couple flies, I don't want to know what circle of hell I'm going to.
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Isn't that how the movie Poltergeist was set up? Wait, no... well... close enough.
 
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