When you buy your first house, you get a fire pit so you can have friends over and sit around the fire and socialize; maybe make s'mores or something. You figure you can burn some of the brush from trees and buy firewood for the rest. Once you own a house you realize all you ever use the fire pit for is burning brush.Burned off some fallen tree branches a bit ago but forgot the hot dogs. Next time, maybe, plenty more fuel where those came from.
Lol or like me you move to the middle of the fucking desert and cant use it because there are red flag warning most of the year from lack of rain....When you buy your first house, you get a fire pit so you can have friends over and sit around the fire and socialize; maybe make s'mores or something. You figure you can burn some of the brush from trees and buy firewood for the rest. Once you own a house you realize all you ever use the fire pit for is burning brush.
What was the tune?So I finally sung kareooke and I don't think the microphone was on, everyone in the pub left, but that was probably a coincidence.
Bonus points, it was a gay bar.