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[Volpone]

Getting ready for bed and The Dog's guts are making noises that fill me with dread. Did she eat her rabbit this afternoon? Possibly.

 

[Volpone]

On a related note, being an adult involves far more cleaning up bodily fluids when you'd rather be sleeping than I would like. Hasn't happened so far tonight, but the noises remind me of just how often it happens when you're an adult.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Well here's something interesting, I guess.

Woman admits trying to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs

The woman was working at an animal shelter in Australia and planned to sell the two toes on an online black market.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Volpone]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

So if Katy Perry had blown up today would it be too soon so say baby she's a firework?

 

[Dr Dave]

It would not be too soon.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

Indeed.

 

[Dr Dave]