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[Volpone]

Getting ready for bed and The Dog's guts are making noises that fill me with dread. Did she eat her rabbit this afternoon? Possibly.

 

[Volpone]

On a related note, being an adult involves far more cleaning up bodily fluids when you'd rather be sleeping than I would like. Hasn't happened so far tonight, but the noises remind me of just how often it happens when you're an adult.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Well here's something interesting, I guess.

Woman admits trying to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs

The woman was working at an animal shelter in Australia and planned to sell the two toes on an online black market.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Volpone]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

So if Katy Perry had blown up today would it be too soon so say baby she's a firework?

 

[Dr Dave]

It would not be too soon.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

Indeed.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

Pretty much boiling an egg.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Trying to see if you can see the tweet this quote tweeting when I post it.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

Don't tell me what I wouldn't do! I can be chaotic evil if I want to!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Many of our great dishes were made by/for drunk people in the middle of the night. Buffalo wings. Waldorf salad. Someone's hungry but there's only so much stuff in the kitchen. I have that spirit of food experimentation. The beer float--like a rootbeer float, only with beer--it wasn't terrible but it also wasn't great. That's horrible because it's like a sideshow carny, roping you into spending all your money, you keep trying to get it right and failing. I have, on occasion, paid the price for loving food. Sometimes fairly mundane. Went to a charity chicken dinner and then had something fairly greasy/heavy for dinner too and had a miserable night. Made a chili that caused me suffering. But back to the topic of food experimentation, I have a soft spot for fictional consumable references. Sadly, I've never come up with a plan for a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster that was worth attempting. Or maybe happily. Because I did come up with a triple decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich--WITH ARSENIC SAUUUUCE! (Hollandaise) that tasted OK but punished my guts.

 

[Volpone]

Looking at John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, I feel like Mike Johnson should host a Late-Nite Talk Show.

 

[Dr Dave]