What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Wow. It's like the war of the eyebrows here.

eyebrows.jpg
 
I should just give up and get fat and soft. A few years back I got the heaviest I've been, which wasn't bad for my age and the era and country I live in, but seeing myself without a shirt in candid situations made me want to lose about 20#. It took a few months, but I got there. Last June I realized I'd let myself go again and could stand to drop at least 10# so I started working at it. Just about got there in time for Feasting Season. After Thanksgiving and Christmas it was all back. Luckily, then we get to Lent. Switched to seafood and was almost back to where I wanted to be when I threw a big ham into the oven for Easter and now it's back again. And because I've got an acre of grass that needs cutting about every 6 days, a dog that needs about 2 hours of walking a day, and I had to take a part time job again, I don't have the time or energy to do any strength training. Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. I am able to dial back my liquor consumption and I've actually done OK with that this week--but now I really want a nice restaurant burger and fries with a pint of Hefeweizen. Fuck it, I should just get fat.
 
Hmmmm is that a good smell or a bad smell?

I like when I water the shady garden beneath the window where the moss is. It smells like when it rained on the west side of the state. Not like here, where it doesn't even rain enough to make a smell worth talking about.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top