Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

I wish someone in Montana would start a basketry company so I could go to Helena Handbasket.

 

[Volpone]

OOH! OOH! IWasteSoMuchTime has helpfully pointed out that the name of spaceman, Neil Armstrong, spelled backwards is Gnorts, Mr. Alien.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I want to make a train line for redheads only. I shall call it...

 

[Volpone]

Race is irrelevant. We are all one people:

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Volpone]

THEY NEED TO PUT AI IN A SEX DOLL.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

I want to make a train line for redheads only. I shall call it...

Red-headed-train-child?

 

[Mirah]

I am disappointed that cotton eyed Joe dance video is just a 10-step. I was hoping for more!

 

[Volpone]

Red-headed-train-child?

Ginger Rail.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

There is a Mercedes on one of my dog walks. One day I will get a photo of it. It is lowered to the point that the tops of the wheels are significantly inside the fenders. Apparently the owner only drives in a straight line.

Actually it is apparent that he does NOT only drive in a straight line, given the damage the tires have caused to the fenders and the fenders have caused to the tires. Hell, even the back fenders are damaged by the tires.

I find myself bemoaning how easy it is for people to have whatever they want these days. Truth be told, most people should have absolutely no say in what they can and cannot do/have. It pains me to say this, but it is reality.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Volpone]

Today I made turkey drumsticks.

I used 12 herbs and spices.

Statistically speaking, it is over 9% tastier than Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[Volpone]

I will also say that I've recently purchased some herbs and spices so now I can be pickier about which ones I use and this has made my poultry offerings smell more like Kentucky Fried Chicken.