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I really wanted to see "The Flash"; to see Keaton as Batman again. It did terrible at the box office. Like "Marvels" level terrible. Right now I'm watching it in a YouTube reaction video. And I can see why it bombed. I can see why they didn't even release "Batgirl" if it sucked this much. That said... It turns out... I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm less blonde these days, but when I was young my hair was almost white. And there aren't that many blonde superheroes. Basically Flash and Green Arrow. And in this movie, the Flash gets his powers on my birthday. Weird, huh?

Because I'll probably never have super speed but I do have a bow and arrow in my closet.
 
"Happy" Memorial Day always sounds odd, but I'm at a loss for what else to say. "Respectful Memorial Day"? "Solemn"? Just nod seriously at someone while making eye contact and say "Memorial Day." It's kind of like "I'm sorry to hear that." "My husband died." "I'm sorry to hear that." What's it mean? I'd rather you hadn't told me? I'd be happier if I didn't know? But just "I'm sorry" sounds strange.
 
Fucking internet

I couldn't figure out what show or movie to watch tonight so I settled on Law and Order. Short and sweet. FUCK the internet is being all wonky so it keeps freezing. Normally I wouldn't care, I would just shut off the show and watch later, but now I'm invested! I have to know what happens!!!!!!!
 
I am the Defenestrator. You want to know what my super power is? I'll show you. Come over to this window, where the light's better.
 
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