I seem incapable of cracking an egg without breaking the yolk
I mean it could be both!THIS SHOULD BE GWYENTH.
I wasn't aware that Vulcan broads have pointy nipples. I'll have to take a closer look. Or several.Much like Jolene Blalock's nipples.
Be careful with that digital stuff. You never know.I've been glued to the toilet all day. Maybe it's transmitted textually.
You're supposed to use caulk not glue on toilets. I hope you were able to get your ass unglued from the toilet seat.I've been glued to the toilet all day. Maybe it's transmitted textually.
I don't think it's generally sanitary to go laying your caulk directly on the toilet... that's how you get textually transmitted diseases.You're supposed to use caulk not glue on toilets. I hope you were able to get your ass unglued from the toilet seat.