Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think I'm going to let my hair and beard grow out to the point I become the wild man of Borneo. Which realistically I should have done a couple of years ago when it was in fashion.

 

[jack]

I don't think it's generally sanitary to go laying your caulk directly on the toilet... that's how you get textually transmitted diseases.

Unless you get threatened with tile grout.

Right, Kefka?

 

[jack]

I think I'm going to let my hair and beard grow out to the point I become the wild man of Borneo. Which realistically I should have done a couple of years ago when it was in fashion.

I like getting the beard part of my goatee like Nick Oliveri.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I like getting the beard part of my goatee like Nick Oliveri.

Yeah. Now think braids and beads.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar are you in Vegas?

 

[Loktar]

Loktar are you in Vegas?

Ugh. Let me peel my face off the sidewalk and find out.

 

[jack]

Must've been DMT in that joint you were bumping

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Love death and robots is back, there are a few good ones.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I just had a lengthy phone call with one of my besties in college who's hanging out with one of my ex-girlfriends this weekend. It's nice to know that after 20+ years the ex still doesn't know when to stop yelling loudly.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

If you can only have one, do you pick Daphne or Velma to see getting screwed by a Great Dane?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]