Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can everyone join me in mentally willing CERTAIN PEOPLE to post here instead of facebook/twitter/SCUMBOARD38 it's pissing me off.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Never send your friend a link to porn and say "she kind of reminds me of your daughter."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[whisky]

Should have put some socks down there.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

You can't un see that.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

So I was rummaging through my contact list and decided to text a friend of mine I probably haven't talked to in nearly a decade, so naturally I opened the conversation with "ARE YOU ALIVE?"

Immediate response was "Yep. Who is this?" So I told them who I was and it was like "I don't know you." And I responded are you not ***? The answer was no.

So, I guess that guy got a new phone number and I was rather politely told to delete that from my list.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

You haven't lived until you go to a bar and bring a urinal cake thing back to your roommate as a present. Bonus points if it has pubes stuck to it.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Runover prejudice!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Where were you when Robin Sparkles lost it at the Grey Cup halftime show? And what Tim Horton's donut where you eating?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]