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That said, I kind of want to make friends with a vegan, go out to eat with him/her as often as possible and get charcuterie boards: "What's that you're having there? Some kale and tofu with a seaweed smoothie? That's nice. I'm enjoying this prosciutto, mozzerella, and assorted other delicious meats and cheeses with a fine Manhattan."
 
I am reticently attempting an experiment. I have realized extended YouTube watching kills my aging laptop's speaker. Blowing air into the speaker grille brings it back--for now. Looked for a YouTube video tonight and drink and algorithms tempt me to watch a react video or two. So I'm proactively plugging in my headphones to see if the speaker will work if it isn't used for watching a long video (the headphone jack works regardless. I thought I was stuck using headphones--or buying a new laptop--before narrowing down the cause of the outage).
 
Made it through a 17 minute Fantastic Four rant, and an hour plus Ghostbusters: Afterlife react before drink tempted me to go for Deadpool+Wolverine. When the headphones cut out at an hour, amazingly the subtitles shit the bed too. Can't even parse that. Oh well.
 
Wifebeaters and waistcoats--the two apparel items if you've put on some weight and are trying to convince you've taken it off. Because the scale may still say you're at least 5# heavier than you were and there may be a noticeable layer of belly fat, but your brain can rationalize that away. But your brain cannot rationalize the way your belly looks in a wifebeater--or the fact that it is now very uncomfortable to button up a vest that used to fit nicely.
 
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