Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Loktar]

Just put your cold water in the oven and it will be hot!

Too hot. I'll likely get third degree burns all over my body. Hopefully it should be fixed by the time I get home from work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish you well with your water and health.

 

[whisky]

We went to a restaurant yesterday near an old peoples home out old neighbour Jean lives in, I asked my wife to rate me in a minute, as we passed the home I said hi Jean.

Then I asked her what my hi Jean rating was

 

[Loktar]

I wish you well with your water and health.

Thanks. After a week of ice cold showers, they finally fixed it today.

 

[Mentalist]

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[Volpone]

They must've had some kind of programming glitch with Story Television tonight because, on 2/19, instead of doing black history or winter Olympics or some other documentary--or their usual regular programming--they were doing 9/11. Until today I haven't watched a 9/11 documentary because it's still too painful for me. I was on the West Coast and didn't lose anyone I knew, but affected me. Closest I've come is watching the BSG miniseries. They had a thing on about the photographers who'd been there to capture the event and it was emotionally draining. I think I'm glad I watched it, but they had another one on after and I was like "yeah, no."

 

[Volpone]

Do you think James Earl Jones ever watched "Star Wars" or "The Lion King" or something and hated the way his voice sounded?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why we miss David Letterman: He acted as a bridge between generations and cultures, while simultaneously burning those bridges at both ends.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

THERE. ARE. FOUR. BALLS!