Where not to put a baby

[eloisel]

78). In a King Cake Bakery.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

79) In a timed-release decongestant capsule

 

[eloisel]

80) Inside a magical carriage that will return to being a pumpkin at midnight.

 

[The Question]

81) In a cowboy's boot. (They shake 'em out first, the prank wouldn't come off.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

82) At number 82 on this list.

 

[Loktar]

83) in front of a judge on charges of reckless endangerment in the second degree for throwing traffic cones into the neighbor's bushes.

 

[The Question]

84) Never put a baby in the belly of the beast
In the belly of the beast
In the belly of the beast

Never roll a baby in the flour and the yeast
Or your baby will ferment

 

[jack]

#4,234,111) in a wheat thresher

Just feed the baby, stop being irresponsible.

 

[The Question]

85) In Jack's new neighborhood. His old neighborhood is finally safe for them now. :mjdance:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

86) In a tomahawk in Atlanta. Shaken Baby Syndrome for sure.

 

[The Question]

87) In the air vents, unless you want the whole building to smell like baby.

 

[Cassie]

88) at MooGoo's house

 

[Dr Dave]

89)At a Bob Marley concert.

 

[The Question]

90) In the gas tank.

 

[Loktar]

91) in a floor gap at a Baby Gap.

 

[The Question]

92) In Russia. It hev exident, meh be.

 

[Loktar]

93) in a LEGOS factory.

 

[eloisel]

94) In a broken hamster wheel.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

95) On I-95.

 

[The Question]

96) In a bucket of poo