WHY DO FLIES LIKE MY HEAD SO MUCH

[CaptainWacky]

Can't they like something else instead.

 

[Dr Dave]

Like a corpse!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Perhaps you should change your MARTHA & SNOOP SCENTED DOO-RAG from a sweet to a savory flavor.

 

[eloisel]

I love Martha & Snoop.

 

[Volpone]

Is it because you don't have a gag reflex and are careful about your teeth?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I should wear a bike helmet at all times.

 

[Volpone]

Gear does that. But for different reasons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe I should just chop my head off and end the pain forever.

Or close the window.

 

[Dr Dave]

Look for a man in a tan jacket with a deerskin suitcase.

http://nightvale.wikia.com/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Tan_Jacket_(character)

 

[Volpone]

At least it isn't seagulls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's raining.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did the fly's go away?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They never go away (until winter.)

But my head is in the fridge now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does the light go off when the door closes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No. It's been a lie all these years.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm actually relieved. I'd like to think my leftovers weren't sitting in there, scared of the dark.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also there's a ghost in there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, in the Pillsbury Crescent Roll tube, I know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HONEY I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A DIFFERENT KINDA TWINKIE HONEY OH HONEYYYY