Words to live by!

[Mentalist]

You know absolutly nothing so stop acting like you do.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Look both ways before crossing the universe.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Women are the niggers of the world. (According to the gospel of Yoko Ono.)

 

[Mentalist]

Moderation is the way to success unless you happen to be a poster on TBBS

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Pay attention to where you're peeing.

 

[Mentalist]

We pay for life with death. Everything inbetween should be free.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Cotton candy is neither cotton, nor candy.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Disneyland will make your teeth hurt.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

There is no such thing as being too sexy.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Everyone you love will betray you.

 

[Mentalist]

Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. ~African Proverb

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Fire is the answer.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The customer is NEVER right.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

If you can imagine it, it's already been done.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Inaction and complacency is not sexy.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Whiners need not apply.

 

[Mentalist]

Airline Food is an Oxymoron.

 

[Mentalist]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Art is the only way to know God. (Or your understanding of Him.)