Words to live by!

[Kerb Crawler]

Define art for yourself.

 

[Mentalist]

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed

 

[Kerb Crawler]

God is not an angry sky-father, harshly judging you from on-high. That's just silly.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

God wears a beer-stained wifebeater and watches daytime television. Rejoice!

 

[Mentalist]

"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Getting naked is a luxury not a right. Please don't flaunt it if you DON'T got it.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hell is not a destination. It is a state of being.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Heaven is strict and limiting. Stay off the grass.

 

[Mentalist]

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Douglas Adams

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Take time to smell the roses. Don't forget to remove your gas mask.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

All eventualities are possible; all possibilities eventual...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You must die to your old ways. Sacrifice yourself.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"If you light yourself on fire, the world will pay to watch you burn" - Course of Empire

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Suicide is a victimless crime.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Sound bites are irresponsible.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

"One size fits all" does not include Big Dick McGee.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Zits are not attractive, nor do they taste good.

 

[curiousa2z]

cacoethes scribendi?

 

[curiousa2z]

^ p.s. can't get the two little dots over the first 'e' on this stupid 'puter...if someone knows how to do it, let me know.