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FUCKING WORKED LATE EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK NOW I CAME IN EARLY TO HELP OUT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COMPANY STOLE ALL THE VACATION TIME FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER LEAVING ME THE BAG OF POOP TO HOLD TLL LABOR DAYsdfkj.v,zxcvz.xcvmWANNADIE
 
I can barely keep my eyes open -- you know how the sandman keeps making shmutz gather in your eyes because you physically didn't get enough sleep, and your body is fighting you when you want to be awake and brilliant and creative? Yeah that's me right nowaslk;dfsdlfj;s
 
FUCKING WORKED LATE EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK NOW I CAME IN EARLY TO HELP OUT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COMPANY STOLE ALL THE VACATION TIME FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER LEAVING ME THE BAG OF POOP TO HOLD TLL LABOR DAYsdfkj.v,zxcvz.xcvmWANNADIE
SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST FUCKFUCK I'M IN AT WORK 4 HOURS EARLIER THAN USUAL I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP FUCKFUCK
 
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF HAVING TO CAPTION ABOUT JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL MANZIEL AND ALEX AROID RODRIGUEZ OHMYFUCKINGGOD THESE BITCHCUNT ASSHATS NEED TO GO THE FUCK AWAY AND LET ME START LOVING SPORTS ONCE AGAIN GODS I CAN'T WAIT FOR ACTUAL FOOTBALL TO START JOHNNY, YOU'RE A VINEGAR SAC WHO NEEDS TO LEARN TO KEEP YOUR MEWLY-MOUTHED RICH UPPERCRUST MOUTH SHUT
 
Well now I am going to cry. It is my own fault! I should have found something to complain about! I was sooooooooooooooooo like, "I am going home on time today! Yay!"
And then one guy calls and says he is coming in and then my boss asks if I can stay late. Mother Fucker! We have had no cars all day today, nothing (except 1 really) and then, fuck we gotta stay fucking late today because people can't communicate and people are coming in late and I can't talk to certain people because they will probably tell my boss so I have to put on a really fake smile and go "Its all good" "yeah, its okay"
think they will notice
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Do you know what I'm doing? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING?

I'm sitting here waiting for my cast iron radiator to stop heating the room.

And why am I sitting here waiting for my cast iron radiator to stop heating the room?

Because it hisses.

An why is it a bad thing if it hisses?

Because I HAVE TO RECORD A QUICK VOICEOVER FOR A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION AND THE HISSING SHOWS UP AS BACKGROUND NOISE WHEN I TRY TO RECORD, AND EVEN USING SOME NOISE CANCELLING TRICKS DOESN'T COMPLETELY GET RID OF IT, AND I CAN'T PICK UP THIS WHOLE COMPUTER SETUP AND MOVE IT INTO ANOTHER ROOM NOW CAN I? I SAID CAN I???

(No, not really, I really can't.)
 
WEll I could tgry to record it on my laptop in another room, but I don't know if the quality would match the voiceover I did yesterday for this same presentation.

And it would really suck to go to the trouble of moving this whole dog & pony show into another less comfortable room, only to find I can't use the end product.

Fuck. NOW I KNOW WHAT SOPHIE WAS GOING THROUGH WITH HER CHOICE.
 
Of course if I had only taken a quick cat nap after work last night and recorded it at, oh, 1AM, instead of sleeping through the night and hastily recording it at 6:30am before the morning crew signs on at 8, this wouldn't have been a problem.
 
And I wouldn't have slept through the night if my body wasn't so sleep deprived from having to be a MORNING PERSON while in the suburbs with my family, and then having to work EXTRA HOURS all this week because other people are on vacation, and it will be like this until the 3rd week of December when I take some time off ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO USE UP MY PAID VACATION DAYS BEFORE THE NEW YEAR SO I'M WORKING LIKE A MANIAC THIS WEEK AND NEXT, AND THEN HAVE THE THIRD WEEK OF DECEMBER OFF EXCEPT FOR FRIDAY AFTERNOON WHEN I HAVE TO LOG ON FOR THE ANNUAL VIRTUAL YEAR-END COMPANY MEETING, AND THEN WORK TWO DAYS THE NEXT WEEK BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY STARTS.
 
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