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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD (2008)

Sept 4 - OMFG!
IF THOSE WEAPONS OF MASS CONSTRUCTION OUTSIDE DONT STOP RATTLING MY WINDOWS AND CRACKING THE PLASTER ON MY OLD HOUSE I WILL DO SOMETHING DIRE!

just FINISH the GODDAMN ROAD ALREADY!!
 
Sept 4: Almost killed by a cow. I am traumatized.
 
Cassie said:
Sept 4: Almost killed by a cow. I am traumatized.
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Next time try tipping the cow away from you. :)

Glad your ok though.
 
I was having cow rape flashbacks.
 
5/9/2008 - Big Brother finished. Nothing to do.
 
Sept. 12-
Worked. Now FREE FREE AT LAST TO SPAM.

the Portuguese guys are putting in the concrete molding for the sidewalks. I already opened my car door into the not quite-dried culvert, (I tried to smooth it out!!!) so if I suddenly end up floating in the river tell the cops to ask the PORTUGESE CONCRETE POURERS TO ASSIST THEM IN THEIR ENQUERIES.
 
Sept 12: Found yesterday that my auto insurance was cancelled on 8/23. Missed a day of work todayto try and straighten it out. Going to get new auto insurance as soon as rocktar gets home from work.
 
Sep. 12, 2008: Haven't posted in this thread for months. Too busy spinning in a slow, downward spiral.

BB10 DAN FTW!
 
Sept. 12 - thought I was finally getting my cast off today, but turns out I'm in for another 2-4 weeks "just in case."

At least I got to replace my grimy old blue cast with a stylish new purple one!

P.S. Loktar's post makes me glad I'm not a responsible member of society yet.
 
September 12.1 - OMG EGGS IS BROWSING
 
OMG WHAT DID YOU BREAK?

Sept 12: ANGRY AND CONFUSED cause FBI didn't tell us he was injured.
 
SORRY I BETRAYED YOU ALL I'LL JUST GO SIT IN MY CORNER NOW

July 28: BROKE MY WRIST OMG THE INDIGNITY
 
WE WILL FORGIVE YOU YOUR BETRAYAL OF THE MF IF YOU GIVE US THE SALACIOUS DETAILS
 
Well

see

I was riding my bike, then

WHO AM I KIDDING, I was furiously wanking.
 
^No! :shock:

Sept. 13: need coffee. have to do required reading for work and want to read a murder mystery instead.
 
Sept 13: Worked this morning and then applied for a manager trainee position at Aldi(supermarket). If I get it I'll actually have a job that pays $20.50 an hour instead of my current $8.50 an hour crappy job. I will know by Wednesday.
 
Sept 13: I didn't do anything all day. BORING.
 
Sept. 16:
did some work-related on-line shit; finished the painting of the ghosts, will take a pic when it dries; cleaned out the fridge whilst listening to Neil's 2007 Halloween CDs - goes with the Frankensteinian creatures found in said fridge; volunteered to help in a poetry festival next year (hey I could die before then); considering what to make for dinner; listening obsessively to Bad Things by Jace Everett.
 
Sept 16: Worked all day. Grabbed Taco Bell for dinner. Grabbed a few necessary groceries like Toilet paper, came home ate dinner went online, watching Fringe in 45 minutes.
 
^Watched Fringe yesterday for first time. Just couldn't get into it. Maybe I had enough of conspiracy dramas with X-Files?
 
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