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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD

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April 14/97:

OHHH HOW did this happen?
I was fine yesterday - just a wee bit of a head ache AND NOW IM A STUFFED UP PUMPKIN HEAD KILLING WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TREES WITH ALL THIS KLEENEX USE.

and its not even Halloween so I cant scare the children on the street!

I HADE COLDS.
 
well there's an auction on today and I want to check out something so I will just have to go and CONTAMINATE EVERYONE THERE.

This is how plagues start! :(
 
Maybe they'll all collapse in stuffy noseness and you'll win?

14/4/7 - HOME ALONE DAY: Umm.. I've forgotten. Made some nice chips for myself the other day. It's really sunny out, so I should probably go to the park or something. But I want to stay in and watch Lost and not have to talk to my neighbours.
 
14/4/7 - Watford are actually not doing too bad against Man U. I just hope they don't delay Dr.Who. Had meaty spaghetti with extra veggies.. very nice. Full up.
 
4/14/07 - Drama to the left of me, drama to the right of me. Luckily there are Project Runway repeats on Bravo, and leftover pizza in the fridge.
 
April 14: Woke up got outta bed dragged a comb across my head.. Spam in the morning, finished up Anansi Boys in the afternoon, spammed some more, started a new game of Zelda, read a few pages of Slaughterhouse-Five, came back to spam some more. LOVELY SATURDAY.
 
curiousa2z said:
the bastards didnt air it up here!! DIE TV PROGRAMMERS!
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I only half watched it because my preparations for dinner were shambolic, but it started off with Rooney reminding everyone that he's not the only player in Man U(the media haven't shut up about Fergie's "best player in the world" comment about Ronaldo), but then Ronaldo immediately stole his thunder by scoring after Watford had amazed everyone with their equaliser. Man U scored again, but I dunno who it was, I had goo all over me. Smithy stood on the penalty line half naked with a dove.
 
4/15/07 Wanted to lie down in bed and die but SOMEBODY HAD TO COME IN AND TAKE A SHOWER AND WASH THEIR DOG SO NOW I CAN'T GO INTO MY BEDROOM IT SMELL SLIKE WET DOG gsajdoa si-3 4i012#%$ jEWS
 
15/4/7 - HOME ALONE: DAy oh forget it I've lost track now. Starting to talk to self, need human contact. Hope tomorrow's rainy so I don't have to go outside. Being outside in the sun is so boring and draining.
 
WHERE WAS THE RASCIST POST? omgfhtrzxf

April 15/07:
Sick all fracking day and it was absolutely gorgeous outside. Most of the snow has melted and the first crocuses, snow drops, and anconite are showing. HUZZAH

being sick has filled me with bitterness and hate.
THAT'S why I put the body in the wheely bin!
 
4/16/07 - Start new job today. It's mostly what I used to do before the old company went under. Hoping it doesn't drive me crazy again as the money is much better this time.
 
BETTER MONEY IS A gOOD tHING.

April 16/07:
Feel less like death warmed over, BUT now am chasing down all the paperwork for taxes.
JOY JOY JOY BLISS. DOING TAXES IS MY MOST FAVOURITE THING.

At least you Yanks are finished the agony already for another year. :(

btw, when's the Income Tax due in the UK?
 
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