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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD

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June 4: laundry

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK jesus is on that mainline tell him what you want alskdjfslkdjflkj BORED WANT A NEW VIDEO GAME, WANT A Wii, want some chocolate cake.
 
June 5/07:
pouring pouring pouring rain : no gardening, no school.
a cup of tea and a slice of chocolate cake would do very well actually, curled up with a good mystery book.
i believe i shall MAKE IT SO.
 
We're both on a week off this week, so we popped off to Brighton today, had a great lunch, purchased 20 CDs between us, and came home again!
 
did you drop in and visit E.R.?
 
June 5: Overdosed on bleach fumes.
 
5 June 07: My day off from work. They just called me from the office to tell me that SOMEONE DROPPED OFF MY BACKPACK AT THE FRONT DESK OF MY OFFICE BUILDING! WOO HOO!

Apparently it was another case of someone drunkenly taking it from a bar by mistake, and doing the right thing. The same thing happened with a nice leather jacket of mine a few years ago: the guy was drunk, took the wrong jacket, and returned it a few days later.

They say the bag feels heavy so there's a chance it wasn't pillaged. It would be nice if the iPod and the USB keys were there, but the only things I really truly need are my passport and my eyeglasses. Cross your fingers, I'll find out tomorrow...
 
6/5/07

Wen't and got some more dice for D&D.
 
June 6: Patiently waiting for Eggs to report in about his bag. *taps fingers* *taps toes* *dances* OTHER THAN THAT haven't done much of anything besides more fucking laundry ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET MY ASS. Plus having flashbacks due to the chemical smell of some toilet bowl cleaner.
 
6/6/2007 Opened a thread on lonaf inviting people to suggest things for me to say in silly accents or poorly impersonated celbrities.

Also updated firefox plugins so I could actually hear them myself
 
dear BABY JEEBUS:
Please have the stupid Supply Twat Night School Admin who loves to send inane interdepartmental emails NOT be there tonight and the Good Admin who lets people get on with their fucking jobs be back from holiday.
thanks!
 
Dear baby Jesus, please strike Jerry Springer dead, dead, dead.
 
6/6/07 - [Prof. Farnsworth] Good news, everyone! [/Prof. Farnsworth]

I checked the bag when I got into work today, and it looks like there's absolutely nothing missing.

No note from the person who dropped it off at the front desk either. Just another anonymous, drunken barfly who does the right thing... :D

Let there be dancing in the village! *Claps hands twice imperiously*
 
There are still some good people left in the world.
 
I gave it back when I realised the specs weren't my prescription.

6/6/7

Went to Richmond to do some fishing. Well, mainly to hang out actually. I don't like it when the fish have hooks stuck in their throats. I caught a tree, then the line got tangled and it wasn't even my rod. Very embarrassing.

We had a great BBQ and ate too much, then laughed at a dog being attacked by a cat. A man scowled at us "that's MY dog!"
 
Wait...whose rod did you get tangled up with? PIX PLZ OMG
 
There will actually be pix. :D

And one is of the single object that we caught. Note, it wasn't a fish.
 
7/6/2007 - kicked out the Mine Field for using racially offensive language.
 
You only said Gene ####!
 
curiousa2z said:
did you drop in and visit E.R.?
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Sorry, who? I'm lost.
 
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