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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD

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^erm, was that a sort of non sequitor, or did the previous thread make you think of trimming something specifically?
Bi-Curious wants to know!!! lolz

Sept.10 - went to TWO soccer games out of town - we won on Saturday,
lost on Sunday-
- but now there's so much work to get caught up on may have to forsake TK - for maybe a few hours!
 
Sept 11th: Was just hit on by a Jamaican man driving a box truck (you know one of those square delivery trucks) Thought I'd NEVER get rid of him.

JM: Are you married?
Me: (lying) Yes
JM: Can I get your number?
Me: I don't think so
JM: Can I get your number?
Me: haha.... I better not
JM: Can I get your number?
Me: (lying) I'm married, ok? ... ha ha
JM: Can I give you my number?
Me: I don't think that would be a good idea
JM: You want my number?
Me: ...
JM: There's a blue van, is that your husband? (actually a blue truck but wtf)
Me: (elated) NO! That's my brother!

My brother just shaved his head yesterday so he looks a bit like a skinhead. BABY BROTHER TO THE RESCUE!!!
 
YAY SKINHEADS ARE USEFUL TOOLS TO HEAL SOCIETY'S WOES

9/11/07 - Raining in NYC. Makes me feel less jumpy. Terrorist attacks called on account of rain.

Day 2 of TOO MUCH WORK week. So far nothing too brutal, although I'm sitting here working on my day off. Just the thought! It's anti-American. The real crap will come this weekend when clients submit work around the clock and I'm trapped in my house in dirty PJs cranking out PowerPoint till I cry.

DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME?
 
^No - this way I can sit back and enjoy your posts! :D

Sept.11/07:
finally my new glasses came in - 1 1/2 fucking weeks for a lousy pair of glasses? Did they mine the sand that they melted for the lenses that they ground by hand in a 200-year-old glass works factory in Venice?
 
September 12: Ordered some books and a movie. Noticed Fuddlemiff isn't MIA anymore. WELCOME BACK FUDDLEMIFF.
 
^YAY! HI FUDDLEMIFF!



Sept.12/07:
The Good Administrator called ME AT HOME to get my attendance/class lists for the last academic year- and then as I scrambled around trying to piece all my little torn bits of paper (AKA CLASS LISTS) together, she DID NOT swear at me!
They don't pay her enough.

:bigass:
 
13/9/7

Not MIA anymore. :) Did some gardening work today and stepped on a frog, but he seemed okay. I poked him with a stick to check if he was still alive and he hopped off.
 
^was that yer own garden or someone else's?

13/9/07:
My MIA Thai student showed up cos her hubby made her, lol.
Got a message someone wants me to tutor a grade 8 Korean kid who will end up having a grade average of 98.6 and have eight universities begging him to attend their schools after which he will get a high-paying engineering/ programming job, move to the swankest part of town, and hire me as his gardener. The circle of life is complete. *sigh*
 
9/13/07 - Got to leave work early, am now drinking heavily at home with the roommate because we both want to pass out early in order to wake up early. See how that works? You would if you were an insomniac...

HEY FUDDLEMIFF! Is there a way you can get in touch with Shatter IRL?
 
14/9/07 took my dressing off, I can now see I have 12 staples, and my groin looks like frankensteins head.

Am walking like an 80 year old man, and I'm going to miss a 2 year olds birthday party I have been looking forward to for most of the year.

The painkillers arent touching the pain, and I cant drink.

Still, mustent grumble.
 
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