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You know what I heard?
- Thread starter 'Gear
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Donovan
beer, I want beer
Pogo told me this argument is a phallicy. It's called "straw prophet" and "double exposed negatives." geez any real intellectual would know this.
*waits to see how many people point out the spelling...*
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
shhhhh it's the spellin' troll.
He's a good naturd little fella
We should get more phallical/stick man/puddin'proof advice from Pogs.
Loktar
Internet God
Lame comeback indeed. Your vagina is old, wrinkled and dry the come comes back out all dusty.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
It's German-Latin. But of course, a nincompoop like you wouldn't know anything about European regional dialects.
Well, you know what OTHER group of Germans liked to butcher things, don't you?
The HESSIANS, THAT'S WHO!!!!!11!
Oh yes. I went there.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
fixed
Loktar
Internet God
Amen.
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
LOL, sweety, sure you don't confuse me with someone else? Because you do know by now I don't get insulted that easily, don't you? Come on, gimme your best shot (<-See? I even make it easier for you
)Oh yes, and I'm loving it :bigass: 1 Hessian joke is worth at least 5.5 Nazi ones.
Loktar
Internet God
LOL, sweety, sure you don't confuse me with someone else? Because you do know by now I don't get insulted that easily, don't you? Come on, gimme your best shot (<-See? I even make it easier for you
I'm sorry, you fucking retarded, ignorant Nazi whore. I was busy and stressed today and didn't have time to formulate a proper insult. Maybe next time you'll stop fucking Hitler's corpse long enough to notice and bestow upon me the fucking respect I deserve.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
That's how southern people fix things.
"It warn't workin right, so I tankard with it and now it's fine."
It's also what they say after sexual relations.
"She done gimme some haid, so I tankerd and giverd a ride home."
So, to answer your question, if I translate "Tankard of Ale," it means Loktar was trying to thank El for something. Maybe she gave him some "haid".
Daystrom
m'frstthotontconinthesack
The Lame Comeback Loktar should have laid on Ilyanna when he had the chance.
Loktar, Ilyanna is a german girl. Her puss couldn't possibly be all dried up and wrinkled (dessicated actually. like Normie Bates mom at the end of Psycho, yknow?). In fact, I'm willing to bet Ilyanna's cooch is quite plump and juicy. On the other hand I also think it's full of strychnine and sour cream.
Loktar, Ilyanna is a german girl. Her puss couldn't possibly be all dried up and wrinkled (dessicated actually. like Normie Bates mom at the end of Psycho, yknow?). In fact, I'm willing to bet Ilyanna's cooch is quite plump and juicy. On the other hand I also think it's full of strychnine and sour cream.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Either that or teach him some basic comedic timing.