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You know what I heard?

Daystrom said:
Loktar, Ilyanna is a german girl. Her puss couldn't possibly be all dried up and wrinkled (dessicated actually. like Normie Bates mom at the end of Psycho, yknow?). In fact, I'm willing to bet Ilyanna's cooch is quite plump and juicy. On the other hand I also think it's full of strychnine and sour cream.
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And I'm a half German guy. I think I know German girls better than you. So stfu and gtfo.
 
TKR is like the Mine Field, except instead of a tiny group of people over 25 with a collective boner for Natalie it's a tiny group of people over 40 with a collective boner for Nietzsche.

OUR DIFFERENCES UNITE US.
 
Loktar said:
And I'm a half German guy. I think I know German girls better than you. So stfu and gtfo.
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lol, I'm only 1/8th German and I don't think you know any German girls at all.

I have (you know what I'm saying).

Heil to ze fazalan.

Fag. Fuck off, and from now on dont talk to me or anyone else you know.
 
FBI parte due said:
TKR is like the Mine Field, except instead of a tiny group of people over 25 with a collective boner for Natalie it's a tiny group of people over 40 with a collective boner for Nietzsche.

OUR DIFFERENCES UNITE US.
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correction: we HAD a collective boner for Nietzsche but Ily asked to see it and, being men, we were unable to refuse a female's request to hold our junk. Then that evil, evil woman ran away with it, brought it to the Mine Field and told everyone it was a replica of the Ultra Wand from Harry Potter.

Last time I saw it Eggs was waving it around and yelling "Experio Petronum!" or some shit.

We pooled our resources and were able to buy a used collective boner for Freud, but it only works if we think about our mothers. It's just not the same.


DAMN YOU MINEFIELD, GIVE US BACK OUR COLLECTIVE NIETZSCHE-BONER!
 
FBI parte due said:
TKR is like the Mine Field, except instead of a tiny group of people over 25 with a collective boner for Natalie it's a tiny group of people over 40 with a collective boner for Nietzsche.

OUR DIFFERENCES UNITE US.
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Man o' man. With friends like these...
 
Daystrom said:
lol, I'm only 1/8th German and I don't think you know any German girls at all.

I have (you know what I'm saying).

Heil to ze fazalan.

Fag. Fuck off, and from now on dont talk to me or anyone else you know.
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Ooh I'm shakin' in my boots, creepy perv/moron/nigga.

:phprolleyes:
 
Donovan said:
correction: we HAD a collective boner for Nietzsche but Ily asked to see it and, being men, we were unable to refuse a female's request to hold our junk. Then that evil, evil woman ran away with it, brought it to the Mine Field and told everyone it was a replica of the Ultra Wand from Harry Potter.

Last time I saw it Eggs was waving it around and yelling "Experio Petronum!" or some shit.

We pooled our resources and were able to buy a used collective boner for Freud, but it only works if we think about our mothers. It's just not the same.


DAMN YOU MINEFIELD, GIVE US BACK OUR COLLECTIVE NIETZSCHE-BONER!
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For some reason this makes me think of a bundle of cigars. Is that too gay?
 
I was just thinking the same about you Donovan, what happened, did your sister finally find a real boyfriend?
 
Donovan said:
correction: we HAD a collective boner for Nietzsche but Ily asked to see it and, being men, we were unable to refuse a female's request to hold our junk. Then that evil, evil woman ran away with it, brought it to the Mine Field and told everyone it was a replica of the Ultra Wand from Harry Potter.
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Just to make it crystal clear: I am not the evil, evil woman in question here. I was fond of that collective boner. I would never have considered sharing it with the MF.

Last time I saw it Eggs was waving it around and yelling "Experio Petronum!" or some shit.
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Expecto, Dono, expecto. Sheesh, you and your bastard Latin :D

We pooled our resources and were able to buy a used collective boner for Freud, but it only works if we think about our mothers. It's just not the same.
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Indeed. I am sick and tired of having serve milk and cookies before tucking the boys in bed every time I want to get some decent action :rolleyes:


DAMN YOU MINEFIELD, GIVE US BACK OUR COLLECTIVE NIETZSCHE-BONER!
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!!
 
FBI parte due said:
TKR is like the Mine Field, except instead of a tiny group of people over 25 with a collective boner for Natalie it's a tiny group of people over 40 with a collective boner for Nietzsche.

OUR DIFFERENCES UNITE US.
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Want to touch my boner?
 
Ilyanna said:
Just to make it crystal clear: I am not the evil, evil woman in question here. I was fond of that collective boner. I would never have considered sharing it with the MF.
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You fibber. You said you were taking it for show and tell, I heard you.

Expecto, Dono, expecto. Sheesh, you and your bastard Latin :D
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That'd probably why it only half worked. Some stuff shot out the end but it wasn't magic power.

Indeed. I am sick and tired of having serve milk and cookies before tucking the boys in bed every time I want to get some decent action :rolleyes:
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That part's not Freudian, we just really like milk and cookies.
 
Well, technically, it would be exspecto patronum, but I don't expect much of J. K. Rowling or whatever kind of pleb you are in terms of being able to handle the greatest language ever to grace the tongues of mankind.
 
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