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The Bieber Files

Then the fapping wasn't all for nothing. WOO HOO!
 
Why did you read the books Cassie?
 
Everyone was talking about them, and I wanted to see what was up. They weren't hard to read.
 
Did the people who were left behind have lots of sex?
 
Satan took their peens.
 
That Satan...always up to no good.
 
yeah, well, he does will the bad and works the good, or so I've heard...
 
I just always feel as if we've got it all backwards. You know, if the evidence has anything to say about it.
 
mmmhmmm. Satan probably facepalms more often than his counterpart.
 
And wadda you know, there's a picture of it.

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Yeah, and now find one of the counterpart...
 
SEND BIEBER TO ITALY IN A WIG AND SAY HE'S AMANDA KNOX.
 
NUKE ITALY THEN.
 
Can we send some other stuff over first?
 
Chuck Norris? See if all those "nothing can kill Chuck Norris" statements are true.
 
I'll compile a list but it's going to take awhile.

That abomination is not Chuck Norris. The human Chuck Norris died in '98.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...-ford-defends-justin-bieber-article-1.1597141

Toronto's favorite black sheep, Mayor Rob Ford, is rising to the defense of fellow Canadian Justin Bieber, who has recently been in the headlines for the wrong reasons.

Bieber was charged with assault Wednesday for allegedly hitting a Toronto limousine driver several times in the back of the head in an incident last month. The news broke a mere few hours after the teenage pop star's attorney entered a separate not guilty plea in Florida to drunken-driving and other charges.

Ford, who has admitted smoking crack while in a drunken stupor and is being sued for supposedly orchestrating the jailhouse beating of his sister's ex-boyfriend, noted that Bieber is only 19 and defended him when a host on the Washington, D.C.-based radio show "The Sports Junkies" called Bieber "Canada's worst export."

"Well, you know what, he's a young guy," Ford said Thursday. "At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He's 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19."

Ford added that he's never met Bieber and said that as a 45-year-old he's not a fan of his music, preferring The Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin. Ford, a football fan, appears on the sports show weekly.

The mayor's term has been marred by erratic behavior and confessed drug and alcohol use. His travails - which have included leaked videos showing the mayor in an obviously altered state- have embarrassed Canadians and delighted America's late-night TV comedians.

The baby-faced Bieber turned himself in to a Toronto police station Wednesday evening, arriving amid a crush of media and screaming fans. He was charged with one count of assault and is scheduled to appear in court in Toronto on March 10.

Police allege Bieber was one of six people who were picked up by a limousine from a nightclub in the early morning hours of Dec. 30, and there was an altercation while en route to a hotel.

Police said during the altercation one of the passengers hit the limo driver in the back of the head several times before fleeing.

Howard Weitzman, Bieber's attorney in California, said his client is innocent and declined to comment further.

Weitzman said he expects the case to be treated as a summary offense, the equivalent of a misdemeanor in the United States

Earlier on Wednesday, Bieber pleaded not guilty in Florida to charges of driving under the influence after driving nearly twice the speed limit on a street in Miami Beach. He also pleaded not guilty to resisting arrest and driving with an expired license.
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THAT'S RIGHT BIEBER IS INNOCENT YOU BASTARDS AND ROBB FORD SAYS SO GOSH
 
Satan's a dope -- he should have taken everyone's fingers too so they can't FINGERBANG like Katy Perry.
 
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