Doctor Dave wakes in bed again.
"What the hell is going on? Why do I keep having such strange dreams?"
A shadowy figure steps out of the shadows.
"Hello there," she says. It's the blond woman with long legs from the very start of this thread!!
"YOU!" says Doctor Dave.
"ME!" she says, smiling widly. She looks high. On drugs.
"What have you done to me?"
"Oh, just slipped a little something into your drink...hehe."
"But...I can't remember..."
"Think hard, Dave."
"I was in the bar...had a job, talking to you, your husband wanted to know if you were cheating..."
"I NEVER CHEATED! I just talked to guys in bars. Sometimes let them touch me up. Sometimes gave them blowjobs. But NEVER full sex!"
"Sounds like cheating to me, sister!"
"RRRR! That's not the last thing you should be able to remember anyway..."
"Well there was the man with AIDS who was in love with me...and the talking cat...but that was all a dream...come to think of it, the man with AIDS was looking for a cat too...cats...hmmm...I remember! I went to the bar the next day and there was a cat sitting there! And I was confused, because it's not often you see a cat in a bar."
"I PUT THAT CAT THERE."
"Why? And why are you shouting?"
"I put it there to distract you while I slipped CONFUSO-DRUGS into your drink!"
"You bitch. I don't usually hit women, but I have a good mind to give you a Stone Cold Stunner!"
"Try it!"
"I will...I can't get up! Where are my legs?"
"I CHOPPED THEM OFF!"
"Ah shit!"
