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Another thread about advertising for headvoid, OKAY?

So death or...not.

I guess those are pretty good odds.

Schrödinger's artificial sweetener.

You know I had high hopes for the EFSA. They sounded so, um, European when I read about them. Not like our bitchass sell-out FDA.
 
Fuck cancer in rats -- Aspertame screws with your brain in ways they are still finding out.

it's actually less lethal to get Diet Coke from a fountain -- that still contains saccharin, since aspertame can't be used in that environment. But the high isn't as pure.

And this is just a single abberation in my beverage tastes. I love my Jameson, and Stoli Orahnj, and I have a 2-gallon Brita tank in the fridge so I don't clutter up landfill with plastic bottles that are "allegedly" being recycled.
 
JUST DRINK WATER, GOSH.
 
LOL@Less lethal refreshment options!
 
You know I had high hopes for the EFSA. They sounded so, um, European when I read about them. Not like our bitchass sell-out FDA.

It's not difficult to be better than the FDA when it comes to protecting people from greedy companies, I guess. But all in all, they all pretty much do what the big companies want them to - plus there is a tendency to find the lowest common denominator when it comes to product safety so the international trade can run as smoothly as possible.


And this is just a single abberation in my beverage tastes. I love my Jameson, and Stoli Orahnj, and I have a 2-gallon Brita tank in the fridge so I don't clutter up landfill with plastic bottles that are "allegedly" being recycled.

lol, Whiskey, Vodka, AND an ecologically correct water source - ok, I grant you the diet coke ;)
 
Hey headvoid, about those adverts,
 
They say drinking fluoride is good for your teeth. Makes sense. Probably washes em' quick as it goes by.
 
You fuckers derailed my thread. This is normally something I do to others.
 
I blame Cassie for mentioning Coke. And Gear, out of principle.

Just count yourself lucky nobody has brought up Brad Pitt or Nietzsche yet. :whistle:
 
I like Brad Pitt in that cool movie where he quotes Nietzsche.

I think it was called The Dark Side Of The Sun.
 
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Coke will keep you thin!
 
*slaps forehead* And all this time I've been drinking Diet Coke...THAT'S what's been making me fat! I need to switch to REGULAR Coke!
 
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I saw both of these commercials last night and IMMEDIATELY wondered what headvoid would think of them. I'm really not very impressed by them at all, despite Gary Oldman starring in them. The blah blah blah one is annoying, and the other one doesn't make me want to search the internet for opinions. It's like reverse psychology or something? These phones are cool, but we're not going to tell you they're cool, because you're too cool for that?
 
Also look what the Germans have done.

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DAS ELVIS IS DERPULSINSHLOSS!
 
I like that commercial!
 
If famous people don't want us using their likeness, they shouldn't go and die!
 
This video is private...
 
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