casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[Archibald Nixon]

You're not totally uncastable.

I'll bet Joaquin Pheonix could perform your part very well.

What age bracket are you in, SD?

 

[Conchaga]

He's middle aged, but Joaquin's sadistic attitude from Gladiator fits SB to a T.

Though, Jeoffrey Rush is a better selection. Good call.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Buscemi in ConAir.

Right now, The Question is already played by Steve Buscemi. I went back & forth on this between him & Giovanni Ribisi, & finally decided Buscemi could do more justice (although again, I'm open to suggestion).

My (intractable) choice for Paul Reubens as you was less due to your Pee Wee like characteristics and more for the likelihood that you jerk off during matinees.

 

[Conchaga]

I also thought of DeVito for Jack. Have you seen "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?" DeVito plays a perfect representation of what I think Jack is like.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Right now, The Question is already played by Steve Buscemi. I went back & forth on this between him & Giovanni Ribisi, & finally decided Buscemi could do more justice (although again, I'm open to suggestion).

My (intractable) choice for Paul Reubens as you was less due to your Pee Wee like characteristics and more for the likelihood that you jerk off during matinees.

I have no problem with Reubens playing me. LOL.

I was only suggesting Buscemi from ConAir complete with muzzle is scary enough to play Sadistic Bastard.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

You people must spend a lot of time watching the E Channel to know who all these "celebs" are that are being bandied about.

IMDB, mostly.

The shallowness is vaguely disturbing.

Shallow waters are all you can handle, little man.

 

[Conchaga]

I think Reuben's performance from Blow would better suit Vourgin Boy, here.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I was only suggesting Buscemi from ConAir complete with muzzle is scary enough to play Sadistic Bastard.

Buscemi can bring the creepy and the seething anger (TQ) but not so much the scary. For SD you have to bring the scary --someone whose pulse probably wouldn't rise a beat during a root canal.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Okay --gotta get back to work and I need help on:

Dark Link

Henoch

Shy

SgtSniper (sp?)

and the others from the "Mea Culpa" lists. Later

 

[Grammour Boy]

Buscemi can bring the creepy and the seething anger (TQ) but not so much the scary. For SD you have to bring the scary --someone whose pulse probably wouldn't rise a beat during a root canal.

Christopher Walken?

 

[Conchaga]

Again, this is what I'm talking about. Nixon's spent less time at TK than KeeKeen/Vourgin Boy has and he knows the pulse of this board better than VB. He posts a lot less, too. Meaning, his contributions are welcome and positive. Whereas Vourgin Boy is quite omnipresent while posting at TK yet hasn't the first clue as to what's going on.

Vourgin Boy, just do us all a favor and leave.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Christopher Walken?

I almost gave you pos karma for this, then my brain jumped out of my head.

(Okay...REALLY getting back to work...)

 

[Lord Raffles]

I'd prefer Richard E. Grant, to be honest... he's camp enough to play me.​

 

[Laker_Girl]

Laker Girl = Kathy Burke

God no, try again.

 

[Friday]

[Forgotten Sigh] Who do you think would fit my online persona? [/Forgotten Sigh].

Oh, and for Laker_Girl....Eliza Dushku. Her kick ass attitude kinda fits.

 

[Starship Coyote]

[Forgotten Sigh] Who do you think would fit my online persona? [/Forgotten Sigh].

Any crack whore off the streets of Chicago willing to mill around in the background for $20 will do.

 

[Mongo]

Mongo CGI --voiced by James Earl Jones

Mongo like being CGI. mongo sound like darth Vader

 

[Sarek]

Who cares what you sound like? Dead cats don't meow.

 

[headvoid]

Cassie Should be someone like Mary McCormack

 

[Lord Raffles]

$250,000 worth of Studio will create this TK movie; it will go down in cyber history as the most shameless exhibitionist piece of trash ever to grace the internet.

They'll even make a Wikipedia article about it's cult status.

Mark my words.